2 definitions by yourboyjudge eloy

A piece of shit car that literally putts as it drives by.

sometimes you might see a beautiful car parked somewhere n think, wow that's a nice car. Then u hear it take off and all you hear is "putt, putt, putt, POW!"
I need to get a bull shit car for the winter. I might just get a putter whip
by yourboyjudge eloy March 21, 2015
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When a group of 50 or more males have their way with one female.

this comes from the children's show "The Smurfs ", which shows a fully populated village thriving with only one female. DO THE MATH!!
-Dudes, we are about to smurf this chick!
-Yes we are!

- Wow we are really smurfing a chick
by yourboyjudge eloy March 16, 2015
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