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Knee Shuffler 

When two people grab a moment of sexual passion up against a wall or kitchen unit and you get the quick shuffling of knees....trembling with passion.
Hi babe, fancy a quick knee shuffler before the kids get home?

Scuffler 

A person who is hard to get a grip on while fighting. They constantly spaz out and you can't get a good grip to beat the $#!+ out of them.
Guy:"You ain't tryna fight this dude are you? He'll kill you!"
Dude:"Pshh man, I'm an expert scuffler."
Scuffler by Bluntman187 April 12, 2010

twat snuffler 

To bury one's face into someone's twat in a manner that results in a snorting sound.
Every time the cat snuffles her twat you can her the snort across the room..."that damn twat snuffler"
twat snuffler by G. Edward September 14, 2008
Someone in a minimum wage job with no prospects. So-called because of the snail paced speed they shuffle from one task to another. The only time they move at any speed is when going to their breaks or leaving work. Usually employed in the cleaning and fast-food industries
*door 20 yards away is heard opening*
*2 minutes later*

A: I thought I heard that door open
B: Yeah I called for a cleaner, it'll be one of the shufflers, give it another minute or so
shuffler by Iain1977 February 22, 2008

Shuffleromancy 

A method of divination through setting your music playlist to shuffle.

1. Open your library (iTunes, Winamp, Media Player, iPod, etc)
2. Put it on shuffle
3. Ask a question
3. Press play
4. Whatever song that plays has the answer
Shuffleromancy is the new magic eight ball - with lyrics!
Shuffleromancy by Heloise July 23, 2008

Smuffle Muffle Cruffle Truffle.

A Big Delcious, Mighty Juicy Huge in Yo Mouth, Tasty Yummy, Mouth Watering, Jaw Dropping, Eye Popping Booty Sloppin.. . . BOOOTY!
Kim Kardashian Is NOTHING NEAR a Smuffle muffle Cruffle truffle.