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Smorny means someone who is horny and smart. Usually someone who's a nerd and horny are considered as a smorny.

Smorny's are usually female but their are some male smorny's
This word was made by a Fagjana, but is now owned by a Vinthu as of 2010
Smorny is the opposite of Dorny ( dumb and horny)
Sanjana: blah blah blah blah
Joshua : ( copying her hmwk and not even listening to her)
Sanjana: so yeah i lovee butts and like hairy asses
Joshua ( in his thoughts): damn this girls horny but wow she's smart :O
Sanjana: blah blah blah
Joshua ( back to reality): so yeah sanjana wow your smart :o
Sanjana: i know i am hmph
Joshua: your horny also
Sanjana: no im not :O
Joshua: your a smorny!
Sanjana: a what?
Joshua: smorny; smart and horny
Sanjana: am not!
Joshua: yes you are -_-
Sanjana: am NOT ! :@
Joshua: yes you are ! and brush your teeth :) k bye smorny
Smorny by vinthulan35353535353 June 24, 2011
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an adjective that means something is hot and sticky
The marshmellow cream on Darci's chin was very smorsey.
smorsey by Durk Wecker January 25, 2009
to be both smitten and horny with someone.....is to be SMORNY!!!!....
Baby, you make me SO smorny....

you are my sweet smornasourous!!!
you are smornalicous!!!
you take me to smorntopia!!!
and when i sneak over late at night I'm a smorninja!!!
wow, this place is so smornafied
Smorny by panda7 April 8, 2010
Money saved; (arhaic and obsolete: smurf money).
"Making smoney." "We were making so much smoney today."
Smoney by Rachel the Runner June 14, 2008
A small annoying firey dick head of English origin. It usually has small morbidly obese dogs. Hates their parents (Sometimes not the Dad) She will hit you, all the time, great when drunk.
"Oh what a fucking smorley you are"
smorley by trishapaytasson October 28, 2019
So Money. Extremely positive person, great guy.
Dave hooked me up with an awesome package, he is so money that he is smoney.
smoney by Chris Rogers May 2, 2006