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Smorny means someone who is horny and smart. Usually someone who's a nerd and horny are considered as a smorny.

Smorny's are usually female but their are some male smorny's
This word was made by a Fagjana, but is now owned by a Vinthu as of 2010
Smorny is the opposite of Dorny ( dumb and horny)
Sanjana: blah blah blah blah
Joshua : ( copying her hmwk and not even listening to her)
Sanjana: so yeah i lovee butts and like hairy asses
Joshua ( in his thoughts): damn this girls horny but wow she's smart :O
Sanjana: blah blah blah
Joshua ( back to reality): so yeah sanjana wow your smart :o
Sanjana: i know i am hmph
Joshua: your horny also
Sanjana: no im not :O
Joshua: your a smorny!
Sanjana: a what?
Joshua: smorny; smart and horny
Sanjana: am not!
Joshua: yes you are -_-
Sanjana: am NOT ! :@
Joshua: yes you are ! and brush your teeth :) k bye smorny
Smorny by vinthulan35353535353 June 24, 2011
Words you can keep
to be both smitten and horny with someone.....is to be SMORNY!!!!....
Baby, you make me SO smorny....

you are my sweet smornasourous!!!
you are smornalicous!!!
you take me to smorntopia!!!
and when i sneak over late at night I'm a smorninja!!!
wow, this place is so smornafied
Smorny by panda7 April 8, 2010
Related Words
smorny Sorny shorny Slorny smorgy smorning Snorny Storny Sworny Scorny
To be so horny, you'd have sex with a chick with AIDS and not care
Man, I'm smorny as shit right now.
smorny by J Mo May 24, 2004
The emotion of being scared and horny at the same time.
"That X-Files episode had me so scorny I had to jerk off with the lights on before I went to bed"
Scorny by ProzakNathan October 11, 2014
The inevitable morning-time struggle between the urge to sleep and the yearning to screw.
It's 7 a.m., but that candy-ass is beckoning... I'm so slorny!
Slorny by Dimitri Mantooth December 20, 2008
if someone is very shy and horny at the same time
'oh man, i'm quite uncomfortable with who I am but men got needs! damn, I'm shorny tonight!'
shorny by Bacuda November 17, 2011
Sleepy and Horny at the same time
Babe its late and Im slorny.
Slorny by vladpicachu January 25, 2015
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