Smorgasbra
Smorgasbra by 24th@SJ June 18, 2009
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smorgasbroad
A vast array of beautiful women, or hotties, found in a relatively small area. They might vary in height, hair color, or ethnicity, but such variety is irrelevant and rather welcome. Unfortunately, they are too often the targets of douchebags and thus victims of the douchebaggery of frat daddies.
For a smorgasbroad to exist, estimates of the number of hotties should be at least 35-40% of any group of people, and preferably higher.
(And thanks to an old friend of mine from whom I first heard this term back in 1988.)
For a smorgasbroad to exist, estimates of the number of hotties should be at least 35-40% of any group of people, and preferably higher.
(And thanks to an old friend of mine from whom I first heard this term back in 1988.)
First guy: "Dude, check out all the babes here!"
Second guy: "Yes, this is a veritable smorgasbroad."
First guy: "Uh oh, that douchebag guido is going in for the kill! That chick is going to laugh at his porcupine hair and orange skin!"
Second guy: "Let's watch her trample his little ego! This should be a lot of fun."
Second guy: "Yes, this is a veritable smorgasbroad."
First guy: "Uh oh, that douchebag guido is going in for the kill! That chick is going to laugh at his porcupine hair and orange skin!"
Second guy: "Let's watch her trample his little ego! This should be a lot of fun."
smorgasbroad by wheezer04041966 May 18, 2008
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smorgasbroad
Picture it.
You're at a music festival or on the beach or somewhere, and there's a million hot women and girls looking fine, hot and generally beatiful.
You, my friend, are witnessing a 'Smorgasbroad'.
You're at a music festival or on the beach or somewhere, and there's a million hot women and girls looking fine, hot and generally beatiful.
You, my friend, are witnessing a 'Smorgasbroad'.
smorgasbroad by Matt Blackwell October 11, 2006
smorgasbad
smorgasbad by Enz0Kicked October 4, 2013
Dairy Smorgasbord
When you take a week to a month to ripen your fumunda cheese and while recieving head, the girl eats the cheese while jacking you off and washes the cheese down with your cum.
A.K.A:
The dsb
"The Smorg"
Head 2.0
A.K.A:
The dsb
"The Smorg"
Head 2.0
cool kid 1: Yo cool kid 2! What you do last night?
cool kid 2: Oh hey cool kid 1, chris' mom came over and i gave her a Dairy Smorgasbord.
cool kid 1: dsb's are the tits.
cool kid 2: Oh hey cool kid 1, chris' mom came over and i gave her a Dairy Smorgasbord.
cool kid 1: dsb's are the tits.
Dairy Smorgasbord by Tushar Agarwal March 14, 2009
Dairy Smorgasbord
When you go a week without washing your balls then make a girl eat your fumunda cheese while jacking you off. You then cum in her mouth so she can wash down the cheese
Dairy Smorgasbord by Wisdom Orji February 4, 2009
smorgasbored
When you no longer get a culinary kick out of your traditional lunch sandwiches. Smorgas (smörgås) is Swedish for sandwich.
- Dear colleagues, I am officially smorgasbored, let's go out for lunch the rest of this week!
- Good call, I'm chucking my peanut butter-jelly toast in the bin right now.
- Good call, I'm chucking my peanut butter-jelly toast in the bin right now.
smorgasbored by neoclassique August 4, 2009
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