Smoothista

A male or female who works behind the counter at a Smoothie Shop and blends the beverages for customers.

That Smoothista blended the best almond, coca, berry, fusion today. Let’s go to some hot yoga and sweat it off before riding our bike share.

by FoxManTM August 15, 2018

smoothshark

verb.

The act of deliberately frustrating and subtly mocking an arrogant person who is obsessed with seeming intelligent, by repeatedly and unwaveringly defending an absurd position, despite the oblivious target's increasingly desperate attempts to prove you wrong and show themselves as "smart".

Named for the infamous "sharks are smooth" twitter/tumblr argument.

The principle and the process of smoothsharking was perhaps first described by raptorific on tumblr, although the name was coined by others.

That pompous smart alec doesn't realized he's being smoothsharked.

by A_Really_Big_Cat September 13, 2020

savile smoothie™

When you shove a baby in a semen filled blender and turn it on, makes for a delicious Monday beverage.

Grant: "Oooooooh I just drank my 10th Savile Smoothie™, oooooooh I love them so much."
Any normal person: "Dude, what?"

by OoooohGrant July 29, 2020

smoothish stubble

Smoothish stubble is hair stubble that grows just long enough to fold over, there for is no longer just stubble, it is smoothish stubble.

I was too lazy to cut my hair and shave my face, now I have smoothish stubble

by Kaitlin Fancy April 20, 2018

smoothieshake

The amalgamation of what would usually be thought of as a milkshake or a smooth into one beverage.

The best home made smoothieshake ever

by Phelim Brady May 5, 2008

Smoothito

1. n. A blended burrito to simplify and liquify an otherwise solid and hard-to-eat food.
2. adj. Amazing, boochabla, jaw-dropping.

Damn, girl, this smoothito is simple and delicious.

by Boochabla December 16, 2008

Smoothiral

A person who flirts with you so smoothly that they might as well be drinking a smoothie.

Jim: everyday is a date with you, ooo that was smoother than a smoothie.
Pam: damn you really are a smoothiral!

by gangstouille September 28, 2021