Smoothiral

A person who flirts with you so smoothly that they might as well be drinking a smoothie.

Jim: everyday is a date with you, ooo that was smoother than a smoothie.
Pam: damn you really are a smoothiral!

by gangstouille September 28, 2021

Smoothbrain

A way of calling somebody very stupid that requires them to be smart, in order to understand.

Person 1: Dude, why did you think that was possible? You're such a smoothbrain.
Person 2: ...huh? What the hell is that supposed to mean
Laughtrack: *laughs*

by Glitchgoat September 5, 2019

Smoothwall

An evil tool made by Satan to stop little kids from watching porn.

Damn it! Smoothwall blocked it!!!!!!!

by meinspitzname March 11, 2016

Smoothwalled

Smoothwall is a software that is used to filter and block websites online. The most piss taking example of being smoothwalled is in school.

Student 1: Hey do you wanna play fireboy and watergirl with me?
Student 2: Sure I’ll load it up now
Student 1: Oh No it’s blocked

Student 2: Damn we got smoothwalled
Student 1: What does that mean?
Student 2: It means the site was blocked. It was filtered for time wasting :(

by noticeboard June 6, 2018

smoothality

To be knocked unconscious, or in more extreme cases, killed by smoothies, i.e. people throwing apple-smoothies at you.

Derived from Mortal Kombat's 'FATALITY' finishes.

Nici: Hey, did you hear about davids teacher the other night?

Wolfi: No bro', what happened?

Nici: He gone hit on the head by a smoothie, knocked him clean out!

Wolfi: K.O.! Smoothality!

by Ziwo December 2, 2011

Smoothitarian

A person who has a diet of only Smoothies.

Ashley Misklow, Matt Robinson and Christina Robinson are smoothitarians.

by GiraffeandPenguin January 5, 2011

Smoothbrain

Smoothing out your brain will also negatively affect your intelligence and reason, this is precisely why smooth-brainers are often called "stupid hippies" or "vegans" by lower class citizens because they seem to become increasingly stupid as they level up. This will however all pay off in the end, when you reach the ultimate goal of unity with the universe. The path to godlike status is and literally goes through the "rough", which is also why around half of the worlds population decide to stay in this lower level of "rough" class brainers, which usually leads to a steady decline of their life into a criminal and abuse filled life-path, which always tends to end in horrible death.

Look at that idiot he must have a smoothbrain

by Smoothbrainer69 October 22, 2020