Smoletted

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Smollet: Verb
smol*lett | \ smol*lett*ed \
smolletted; smoletting; smolletts

1. The act of botching your staged hate crime so poorly that it ends up disproving the liberal doctrine of "white privilege"

Did you see that guy on the news last night? Man that was so fake. I hope he gets smoletted!

That guy from the news last year got his butt smoletted! He'll never work again!

Smoletted by NuJ4X December 10, 2021

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Smolletted

When you try to pull a scam but forget that cameras cover nearly every square inch of every place you ever go.

She tried to pull the slippery floor scam but got Smolletted throwing water on the floor and lieing down on top of it

Smolletted by NunayoBidness January 31, 2019

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Solette

This word is french in origin. It translates to little sun. "Little Sol."

The day would be gloomy without solette.

Solette by Nettz February 3, 2010

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smorlette

1 graham cracker, 6 marshmallows on top of a chocolate bar in an omellete

Castle: I have placed 1 graham cracker, 6 marshmallows on top of a chocolate bar.

Martha Rodgers: In an omelette??

Castle: Not an omelette, a smorlette.

smorlette by Ondre' October 18, 2010

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Smolett

(verb) The act of crafting an elaborate lie or hoax in an effort to maintain a false narrative that supports one's supposed oppressed status and thereby secures social capital (i.e. sympathy, compensation, a social media following, ratings, etcetera) and/or denigrates one's supposed oppressor.

The boy who cried wolf smoletted one too many times, so the wolf ate him.

Smolett by Shinnannegans February 20, 2019

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Solette

Solette's always know how to solve your problems.Giving you their In put on a situation. Werid but funny most of the time

Girl 1 :yesterday solette told me how to fix a problem with my mom and it worked.

Girl2: I wish I had a solette in my life to help me.

Solette by S.B.B January 31, 2019

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jussie smollette

Small insignificant b-list ballsack or scrotum that desires to glisten with moisture from semen and/or saliva in order to appear juicy.

Allah no i can neva 4git dat lil gay nigga n da way he did teabag me wit his sackalicious jussie smollette

jussie smollette by Juissy Smallsette April 6, 2019

square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.

"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."

square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004

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Bunhead

A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.

"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."

Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014

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trucker's tan

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.

I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.

trucker's tan by population361 May 30, 2006

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kidulting

The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys

Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!

kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025

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Boffin

British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.

According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.

Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023

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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.

I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.

Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026

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