Smollested
"Jussie was out of conTROL last night...he said he was going deep into MAGA country to prove a non-existent point. Failed. MF'er came back smollested."
Smollested by The 'ol Glory December 10, 2021
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Smolletted
When you try to pull a scam but forget that cameras cover nearly every square inch of every place you ever go.
She tried to pull the slippery floor scam but got Smolletted throwing water on the floor and lieing down on top of it
Smolletted by NunayoBidness January 31, 2019
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jussie smollette
Small insignificant b-list ballsack or scrotum that desires to glisten with moisture from semen and/or saliva in order to appear juicy.
Allah no i can neva 4git dat lil gay nigga n da way he did teabag me wit his sackalicious jussie smollette
jussie smollette by Juissy Smallsette April 6, 2019
Smollest
Elevating the term "selfie" to a whole new level, where one fakes a lynching attack on oneself, starting with the screaming of homophobic slurs in the mirror, the flinging of bodily fluids over one's face, the dragging oneself around with complicated arrangement of nooses and pulleys, ending with phoning high-level politicians and their corrupt attorneys to come save your sorry ass.
Did you hear about Jeronimo? He was found Smollesting himself repeatedly and blaming Space Aliens for trying to lynch him; it was all fake noose, his family had to interrupt their election campaign, fly back and have him committed to a mental asylum.
Smollest by Fake Noose April 1, 2019
Smolletted
Smolletted by Imtiredoftypingnow2 February 20, 2019
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smellester
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