Smollested 

To beat yourself up so bad you create a nationwide controversy just to cover it up.

"Jussie was out of conTROL last night...he said he was going deep into MAGA country to prove a non-existent point. Failed. MF'er came back smollested."

Smollested by The 'ol Glory December 10, 2021

Smolletted 

When you try to pull a scam but forget that cameras cover nearly every square inch of every place you ever go.

She tried to pull the slippery floor scam but got Smolletted throwing water on the floor and lieing down on top of it

Smolletted by NunayoBidness January 31, 2019

jussie smollette 

Small insignificant b-list ballsack or scrotum that desires to glisten with moisture from semen and/or saliva in order to appear juicy.

Allah no i can neva 4git dat lil gay nigga n da way he did teabag me wit his sackalicious jussie smollette

jussie smollette by Juissy Smallsette April 6, 2019

Smollest 

Elevating the term "selfie" to a whole new level, where one fakes a lynching attack on oneself, starting with the screaming of homophobic slurs in the mirror, the flinging of bodily fluids over one's face, the dragging oneself around with complicated arrangement of nooses and pulleys, ending with phoning high-level politicians and their corrupt attorneys to come save your sorry ass.

Did you hear about Jeronimo? He was found Smollesting himself repeatedly and blaming Space Aliens for trying to lynch him; it was all fake noose, his family had to interrupt their election campaign, fly back and have him committed to a mental asylum.

Smollest by Fake Noose April 1, 2019

Smolletted 

When someone blames you for doing something you didn’t do

I just got smolletted, the cops are blaming me for something I didn’t do

Smolletted by Imtiredoftypingnow2 February 20, 2019

Smolletted 

Faking a racist incident for media publicity.

Samantha smolletted herself to gain clout online.

Smolletted by TheTechBoy June 26, 2024

smellester 

The act of smelling someone or something with disturbing persistence or interest.

Whenever I get home, my dog smellesters the heck out of me.

smellester by hstark6 May 15, 2015