"Jussie was out of conTROL last night...he said he was going deep into MAGA country to prove a non-existent point. Failed. MF'er came back smollested."
by The 'ol Glory December 10, 2021
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She tried to pull the slippery floor scam but got Smolletted throwing water on the floor and lieing down on top of it
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Small insignificant b-list ballsack or scrotum that desires to glisten with moisture from semen and/or saliva in order to appear juicy.
Allah no i can neva 4git dat lil gay nigga n da way he did teabag me wit his sackalicious jussie smollette
by Juissy Smallsette April 6, 2019
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Did you hear about Jeronimo? He was found Smollesting himself repeatedly and blaming Space Aliens for trying to lynch him; it was all fake noose, his family had to interrupt their election campaign, fly back and have him committed to a mental asylum.
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