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Swolested

the act of grabbing a muscular man's bicep, usually by an intoxicated female, in a feigned “unintentional” yet flirtatious manner
Hannah was a mess at the bar last night. Brendan’s arms were repeatedly swolested but he didn’t seem to mind.
by Elmore Daniels January 7, 2023
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Swolest

To make unwanted contact with the muscles, often an exposed bicep, of a swole dude. Generally followed by sexist degrading remarks such as "Oh you're so strong".
"I was out trying to just have a good night with the lads, but the sluts at the club kept swolesting me...."
by SoulEntropy August 14, 2013
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solesed

Solesed - The past tense version of Solesing it, Post ejaculation, aftermath of busting a nut
"You see Steven bro, that nigga just Solesed one off out in the parking lot in passenger seat of a white Kia."
by Steven the Masturbater September 27, 2018
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Snowested

When an administrator of a site deletes/edits your post without good reason or notifiying the original poster. Origins from Snowestonline.com, and their new adminstrators policy to remove/edit posts to his liking .
Where did that picture go that I just posted, it must have gotten snowested.
by the real dizzle November 22, 2010
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swoester

Swoester means "cool", "relaxed", "great", "superb".
"That car is really swoester!" or "I had a swoester night" or "That guy is soooo swoester!"
by Rinco August 19, 2006
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Swoasted

roasted in a swag-like manner.
You just got swoasted.
by mapmaster160 December 31, 2017
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Swoasted

Swag roasted. When your burn someone in such a cool way that the word “roasted” just isn’t sufficient enough.
Person 1: *nags person 2 to say excuse me 50 times a day*
Person 2: “Who’re you dating?”
Person 1: “I don’t have a boyfriend
Person 2: “Ever wonder why that is? Boom swoasted”
by SquarePumpkin December 31, 2017
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