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Smokingbro 

Someone who pretends to work, but you'll often find that he's neglected to do something he should have done and leaves the work for someone else to fix while he's away.
"Hi Dan, why are you doing this work? Dave was supposed to do it last week."
"Dave pulled another "Smokingbro" and left me to fix it."
Smokingbro by Lorokri February 11, 2024
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Smokinghotgf 

A goddess to be worshiped by everyone. Every night at 8:30 pm ppl pray to her for exactly 3 hours
Brad: Do you believe in smokinghotgf supremacy?
Chad: no, I don’t

Brad: get fucked! XD

SmokinBones 

ALL HAIL SMOKINBONES

smokinbones 

A smokinbones is a person that just smokes butts,and pretty much nothing else. Usually has had a hard life of drugs and alcohol,but cant consume anymore without actually dying.
Dad, are you gonna have Smokinbones over again?Cause every time you do, the whole house smells of cigarettes and oldness
smokinbones by Peteandbird April 2, 2023

smokingviolet 

Smokingviolet is the best ahs account ever!

Repeat after me! Jane is the queen 10x that's the spell of meeting Evan Peters!
Follow me on tikok smokingviolet!!
smokingviolet by Millieslov July 24, 2021

oner&smokingboner 

a boner is something you get after watching hot women smoke.. smoking is the sexyest thing on earth..

smoking causes guys to kiss women for hours aww!!!!
BONER+women=life

boners are great!! great great
oner&smokingboner by NICk February 11, 2004

A Booger In The Nose Of Progress 

Anything that impedes or otherwise interferes with a process going forward.
"Militarily, that inquest was a booger in the nose of progress."

or

"As far as human rights are concerned, this political infighting is a booger in the nose of progress."
Word of the Day on June 2, 2026