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smokinbones 

A smokinbones is a person that just smokes butts,and pretty much nothing else. Usually has had a hard life of drugs and alcohol,but cant consume anymore without actually dying.
Dad, are you gonna have Smokinbones over again?Cause every time you do, the whole house smells of cigarettes and oldness
smokinbones by Peteandbird April 2, 2023

Smokeybones 

Anyone who smokes (the methodology is irrelevant) so much it is said they have smoke in their bones. These people are very knowledgeable about all things smoking and are known gurus in the field.
-Where is Tim?
-Ole' Smokeybones? He's out on the porch, smoking a bowl.
Smokeybones by spurginwinn November 11, 2010

oner&smokingboner 

a boner is something you get after watching hot women smoke.. smoking is the sexyest thing on earth..

smoking causes guys to kiss women for hours aww!!!!
BONER+women=life

boners are great!! great great
oner&smokingboner by NICk February 11, 2004
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
Word of the Day on November 3, 2026
Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
Word of the Day on November 2, 2026

countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026
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