SmokinBones
ALL HAIL SMOKINBONES
SmokinBones by Itsrainingmfkintacos April 3, 2023
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smokinbones
A smokinbones is a person that just smokes butts,and pretty much nothing else. Usually has had a hard life of drugs and alcohol,but cant consume anymore without actually dying.
Dad, are you gonna have Smokinbones over again?Cause every time you do, the whole house smells of cigarettes and oldness
smokinbones by Peteandbird April 2, 2023
Smokeybones
Anyone who smokes (the methodology is irrelevant) so much it is said they have smoke in their bones. These people are very knowledgeable about all things smoking and are known gurus in the field.
Smokeybones by spurginwinn November 11, 2010
oner&smokingboner
a boner is something you get after watching hot women smoke.. smoking is the sexyest thing on earth..
smoking causes guys to kiss women for hours aww!!!!
smoking causes guys to kiss women for hours aww!!!!
oner&smokingboner by NICk February 11, 2004
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