Smokerazzi

A person whose favorite past time is to smoke cheap cigarettes such as Parliments. Even better they smoke hand-rolled ciggies. A true smokerazzi also likes to dish the dirt and smoke at the same time. Generally, a smokerazzi is up in everyone's business and loves to creep. In short, a smokerazzi is like the paparazzi and a hardcore smoker rolled into one.

Zach: Oh look there's Teresa again, talking smack on people and chain-smoking ciggies.

Rebecca: She is such a Smokerazzi!!

by cHsTrash May 20, 2011

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Smokerastination

The process of smoking multiple cigarettes one after another in an attempt to stave off work. Often leads to dry raspy throat and phlegmatic lungs upon submission of a paper.

Bob: Can I have a cigarette?
Smokerastinator: Sorry dude, I don't have any
Bob: But you bought a carton on Tuesday
Smokerastinator: Yea Dude, but i've been doing some serious smokerastination for my history essay.

by smokeypokey123 January 18, 2011

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soberazzi

(noun)

Ignorant yet sober gay men who take numerous photos of sober gay people in attendance of a sober person's AA birthday party, and then post the numerous photos on Facebook. (A sober birthday celebrates one continuous year of being clean & sober.)

From The 12th Traditions of AA:

"11. Our public relations policy is based on attraction rather than promotion; we need always maintain personal anonymity at the level of press, radio, and films. (insert the WWW here.)

12. Anonymity is the spiritual foundation of all our traditions, ever reminding us to place principles before personalities."

"OMG - a work friend of a friend of Ben's on Facebook figured out that he's in AA because that lame soberazzi posted photos of him at Marco's AA birthday party."

etymology - Tom C., January 5, 2009

by G Toma La January 12, 2009

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