Smokela

"Smokela"
Some vsco borderline sociopath insomnia troglodyte that is overflown with anxiety guy I met on xbox, he was hiding in a bush as Junkrat trying to contest the payload. now at this point i should've just thrown my Xbox out of the window
but for some reason i choose to lay in that bush aswell as junk.
he aks's me to kill him and i 10/10 would tbh
past forward.
he also loves to write fanfics about dead by daylight characters most of the time it would go like
mikey stalking some survivors in the toilet and Bill being and eggplant and pig sniffing asses and it would all go downhill from here and would end up being some orgy with killers and survivors.
one day i left him in voice with a playing "puking sounds for 10 hours" and he said he enjoyed it.
Today i beated up Snoop dogg for making a song about me and it turned out hes a little fat bitch called miley cyrus and after that i beated up his family dogs and pets and then he went in the hospital and i sued him for sueing me
i mean i fucked his dog in the ass
Hit or fuck, guess they molested the kids huh you got a pervert i bet he didnt want ya small ass he gonna find another kid and he wont miss ya he gonna spin and hit the vagina like wiz khalifa

does it say "I'm still here"
Smoke: WHO CARES!?
(after seeing Mitsukie from naruto)
"He could be a pedophile"
funfact my cat said "meow"which roughly translate to: i got your uncle in my basement and im raping him now
Humanity would be better without humans

"I just gaslighted my entire contacts because I felt like it"

"OMG! That is such a Tiffany moment. You're such a smokela"

Another example :
"Oh no, the definition is too long! What are we gonna take out?"
"Just take out the liver or heart or something"
"OMG!!!! You're such a Sparky"

by 5-Minute Crafts Hack July 24, 2022

smokealotopotamus

1. n. one who smokes a lot of pot.

2. n. a gathering in which a group smokes a lot of pot

1. Dude you are such a smokealotopotamus!

2. Man we're gonna go smokealotopotamus, you down?

by HottMesss March 15, 2010

smokeless

the condition of wearing no underwear.

it's okay, mrs. landingham, she hasn't gone smokeless.

by kendall September 6, 2004

Smokehags

Unattractive, mouth-breathing, lazy females who take cigarette breaks every 30-45 minutes. Commonly found populating trailers on construction sites.

Oh look James, the smokehags are back in the smoke pit.

by Stinky Chief July 27, 2012

svökelät

A traditional Swedish/Finnish dish prepared by taking a fish, burying it in one's arsehole and, after eight years, consuming it with yak cum.

Foreign person: What is this??
Swedish person A: You don't know what "svökelät" is?! What is wrong with you?
Swedish person B: Uhr muhr guhrd! So dumb.
Swedish person A: Everyone in Sweden knows what svökelät is!

by Baaru May 6, 2019

smokeabulary

The words that you create after smoking alot of weed. When your mind is free and you think of any theory of life or great idea/word.
Also any word related to smoking herb.

Yo we are so glazed right now.

Good use of your smokeabulary

by BigKidsAreLarge March 11, 2011

smokeless

Also Known as:

Commando (For Men, or Without a Bra for women)

Going Indian

Greyhounding (Greyhounds are often Refered to as little horses, Exept Without Jockeys, As are you if you need the term)

Hangin' Around (For men, mostly)

As Nature Intended

Freeing The Python(Men)

Freeing The Kitten(women)

"Man, I didn' get time to Head down the Landromat, so I had to go Go commando today"

by Churba December 8, 2004