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Smokela
"Smokela"
Some vsco borderline sociopath insomnia troglodyte that is overflown with anxiety guy I met on xbox, he was hiding in a bush as Junkrat trying to contest the payload. now at this point i should've just thrown my Xbox out of the window
but for some reason i choose to lay in that bush aswell as junk.
he aks's me to kill him and i 10/10 would tbh
past forward.
he also loves to write fanfics about dead by daylight characters most of the time it would go like
mikey stalking some survivors in the toilet and Bill being and eggplant and pig sniffing asses and it would all go downhill from here and would end up being some orgy with killers and survivors.
one day i left him in voice with a playing "puking sounds for 10 hours" and he said he enjoyed it.
Today i beated up Snoop dogg for making a song about me and it turned out hes a little fat bitch called miley cyrus and after that i beated up his family dogs and pets and then he went in the hospital and i sued him for sueing me
i mean i fucked his dog in the ass
Hit or fuck, guess they molested the kids huh you got a pervert i bet he didnt want ya small ass he gonna find another kid and he wont miss ya he gonna spin and hit the vagina like wiz khalifa
does it say "I'm still here"
Smoke: WHO CARES!?
(after seeing Mitsukie from naruto)
"He could be a pedophile"
funfact my cat said "meow"which roughly translate to: i got your uncle in my basement and im raping him now
Humanity would be better without humans
Some vsco borderline sociopath insomnia troglodyte that is overflown with anxiety guy I met on xbox, he was hiding in a bush as Junkrat trying to contest the payload. now at this point i should've just thrown my Xbox out of the window
but for some reason i choose to lay in that bush aswell as junk.
he aks's me to kill him and i 10/10 would tbh
past forward.
he also loves to write fanfics about dead by daylight characters most of the time it would go like
mikey stalking some survivors in the toilet and Bill being and eggplant and pig sniffing asses and it would all go downhill from here and would end up being some orgy with killers and survivors.
one day i left him in voice with a playing "puking sounds for 10 hours" and he said he enjoyed it.
Today i beated up Snoop dogg for making a song about me and it turned out hes a little fat bitch called miley cyrus and after that i beated up his family dogs and pets and then he went in the hospital and i sued him for sueing me
i mean i fucked his dog in the ass
Hit or fuck, guess they molested the kids huh you got a pervert i bet he didnt want ya small ass he gonna find another kid and he wont miss ya he gonna spin and hit the vagina like wiz khalifa
does it say "I'm still here"
Smoke: WHO CARES!?
(after seeing Mitsukie from naruto)
"He could be a pedophile"
funfact my cat said "meow"which roughly translate to: i got your uncle in my basement and im raping him now
Humanity would be better without humans
"I just gaslighted my entire contacts because I felt like it"
"OMG! That is such a Tiffany moment. You're such a smokela"
Another example :
"Oh no, the definition is too long! What are we gonna take out?"
"Just take out the liver or heart or something"
"OMG!!!! You're such a Sparky"
"OMG! That is such a Tiffany moment. You're such a smokela"
Another example :
"Oh no, the definition is too long! What are we gonna take out?"
"Just take out the liver or heart or something"
"OMG!!!! You're such a Sparky"
Smokela by 5-Minute Crafts Hack July 24, 2022
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smoketarded
1. adj. having smoked so much weed that even while not high you act retarded/high.
see also smoketard
see also smoketard
smoketarded by brio May 28, 2006
Stokland
Often mispelled as "Stokkand"
People carved in with this name are usually destinied to be and evil councilman or in some cases being "the" chosen one
People carved in with this name are usually destinied to be and evil councilman or in some cases being "the" chosen one
Person 1: Hi , did you hear about Stokkand?
Person 2:Yeah, he's councilling the evil council , and he's name is Stokland..
Person 1: ROfl, forgot ^^
Person 2:Yeah, he's councilling the evil council , and he's name is Stokland..
Person 1: ROfl, forgot ^^
smokeadextrious
Sitting with your friends, one would look to you (when smoking) and you would say:
"What..? I'm smokeadextrious!! ^_^"
"What..? I'm smokeadextrious!! ^_^"
smokeadextrious by Noekh Valmiere September 14, 2008
smokeadawweddatigivesyou
smokeadawweddatigivesyou by smokeweeed everydayandbebaked allthetime March 18, 2008
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Usage:
* Often casual, ironic, or meme-y
* Can imply effortless weight loss, suppressed hunger, or being “powered by pharmaceuticals”
Notes:
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