Smittybar

While in the act of Smittyfingering your partner, he or she deficates and you eat it.

The last Smittybar I had was not only filling and loaded with nuts it was sugarless

by The Smittyfingered family February 28, 2009

Shittybrook

When you wake up after a one night stand and you find out your gay partner shat all over your bed

"Man, remember that dude from last night? So I woke up last night after my bed smells like a toilet. That guy has just Shittybrooked me."

by Peacock8 September 22, 2019

shittyballaz

when two hot girls try to shit in a guy's mouth while he's saying ballin'

dude, I was totally not able to pronounce the word "ballin'" due to myself receiving shittyballaz, it was nooooooo good

by dr. seuss' fallus February 8, 2007

ShittyBack

When one performs a handstand and shits down their own back.

"I went to see the great Juan Massdick Gymnast Fantastic from France last night, he performed the most elegant of feats, the ShittyBack"

by CecilSexington December 16, 2018

shittybritching

Irrational sometimes unexplainable behavior by menopausal women

Man she was Shittybritching so bad we all left

by Cypressdude June 5, 2018

smittyverse

1. The 25 foot radius in any direction from a smitty. Most often encountered around coffee machines and counter strike servers.
2. A specific state of mind or plane of exsistance that generates intensity and accelerates the outcome of any given situation good or bad.

The Smitty: "Ok fellas, its not rocket science, now lets see some results."

D00d 1: "Jesus, things just move alot faster in the smittyverse."
D00d 2: "Yeah, but we're out of coffee and i feel really stupid now for some reason..."

by OPi3 March 3, 2004

Smittybatter

The dried crusty residue around the anal cavity of a porn star, left from the last sexual encounter.

I could smell her Smittybatter from a mile away.

by The Smittyfingered family February 28, 2009