a student of smith college; the most fabulous women (and those who identify differently) in the world
by chem grrl March 6, 2005
Get the smithie mug.A student who attends William Smith College in Geneva, NY and thinks she is hot shit because she has money or status. This means she is likely to give you attitude or pretend to not know you even when she does because she thinks she is better than you or thinks it would be embarassing for her to be seen even saying hello to you. The distinction must however be made that not all students who attend William Smith College are "Smithies." The percentage of William Smith students who are classified as "Smithies" has not been officially determined by any student organizations or clubs.
I walked by that Smithie today, I know that she really isn't even hot and that I wouldn't even mack on that.
by NYCKid24 December 5, 2009
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by Liam Smithie February 11, 2013
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Get the Will Smithed mug.The gentlemanly act of holding a ladies hair back whilst she cries and vomits uncontrolably into the toilet, whilst at the same time you wank in her face and leave a heaving spunk mess on her chin!
Aw dude. Kerry came back to mine after the pub last night and threw up all over my carpet. Like every man knows thats the calling card for The Smithester, So I dragged her to the toilet and did my worst. She loved it!
by Jobby Muscle December 12, 2010
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May refer to a female that has an unusually small bust size. See flatchested.
The opposite of tig ol' bitties which refer to a woman's large breasts.
A woman with tall ol' smitties may be subject to ridicule and humiliation by others, and may not be considered a suitable mate by some men. This, however, is not recommended because all titties should be seen as a gift from God. Some men enjoy tall ol' smitties because they tend to be more perky than tig ol' bitties.
May refer to a female that has an unusually small bust size. See flatchested.
The opposite of tig ol' bitties which refer to a woman's large breasts.
A woman with tall ol' smitties may be subject to ridicule and humiliation by others, and may not be considered a suitable mate by some men. This, however, is not recommended because all titties should be seen as a gift from God. Some men enjoy tall ol' smitties because they tend to be more perky than tig ol' bitties.
Guy A: Man, look at the tig ol' bitties on that girl over there! DAMN!!
Guy B: Yeah, but her friend's tall ol' smitties are just fine.
Guy A: Tall ol' smitties can't be fine! What's wrong with you man?
Guy B: Man, trust, tall ol' smitties are just fine. They're almost always perky, and I don't have to worry about much saggage.
Guy A: I see your point man, tig ol' bitties can get a little saggy at times.
Guy B: Yeah, but her friend's tall ol' smitties are just fine.
Guy A: Tall ol' smitties can't be fine! What's wrong with you man?
Guy B: Man, trust, tall ol' smitties are just fine. They're almost always perky, and I don't have to worry about much saggage.
Guy A: I see your point man, tig ol' bitties can get a little saggy at times.
by thaChamp April 3, 2010
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