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Smite Car 

Smite Car is the single greatest innovation of the 21st century. You look at Titanic, you look at Avatar you look at Smite Car and other things that have pushed the boundaries of filmmaking further.

Directed by Punk Duck, Starring Punk Duck, Featuring MythyMoo and Sexy Rexsi.
It's a masterpiece.
LaQuavius: Hey bro have you seen Smite Car yet?
Humphrey: Yeah bro that's the best thing ever. I've seen it like 12 times.
Smite Car by Scorch3d August 9, 2018
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Car smile 

To smile at someone else in a car with flirtatious intentions. Usually in a traffic jam or at the lights when you notice someone you think is hot and they see you, a "car smile" is a way of letting someone know you like them.
In Ally McBeal she sees a guy at the lights and smiles at him, he just drives off and she get irate because "i gave him car smile" but he drove off uninterested, until she purposefully crashes her car into him to get attention.
Car smile by Jon1985 December 15, 2008

carter smith 

A weird little white boy who among other things enjoys being painfully pounded in the butthole by other men, preferably middle aged dads.
Uhggg, carter smith is in the bedroom with dad again!
carter smith by Creepy69420 September 20, 2016

Cardboard Smile 

To act like everything is fine and that you are happy, however, you're actually depressed.
My parents think that I am the happiest son they have, but I actually just put on a Cardboard Smile whenever I see them.

Carter Joe Jimson Smith Sr. Jr. lll 

the coolest 6 year old ever
Hi i'm Carter Joe Jimson Smith Sr. Jr. lll i was bown in 2014 and im a pwesident!!!!!!!!