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Pabst Smir
The light and cheaper version of an Irish Car Bomb. A combination of Pabst Blue Ribbon and Smirnoff Vodka. Usually a shot glass of Smirnoff is dropped into a pint of PBR.
Take a pint of Pabst Blue Ribbon, pour a shot of Smirnoff vodka. Take the shot glass and drop the entire thing into the pint of PBR. You are now drinking a Pabst Smir. Enjoy.
Pabst Smir by Bill Silverstrim April 23, 2005
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Smir
Noun: The cross between a smile and a smirk; an outward expression of warm and fuzzy contentment; the human equivalent of feeling Smurfy.
Verb: To smile while almost laughing, but still laughing on the inside; to feel warm and fuzzy as if you had drunk a Macchiato while while reading a Christmas card from your best friend; The act of smiring
Adjective: To describe something as having smirish qualities; to be in a state of smiritude; smirishness
Verb: To smile while almost laughing, but still laughing on the inside; to feel warm and fuzzy as if you had drunk a Macchiato while while reading a Christmas card from your best friend; The act of smiring
Adjective: To describe something as having smirish qualities; to be in a state of smiritude; smirishness
1) After receiving a present of paperclips which had been blessed by the Dali Lama she did not know if she should laugh or cry, so she simply smired
2) The warm and happy glow of his contentment was clearly evident from the smir on his face
2) The warm and happy glow of his contentment was clearly evident from the smir on his face
Smir by Jecko Montoya January 1, 2009
Smir'm
Person 1: Good afternoon ma'am! Or... sir? Or... uh...
Person 2: Neither. I'm not a girl or a boy.
Person 1: Oh. That's cool. I didnt know you could do that.
Person 1: But what's the not girl or boy version of ma'am and sir?
Person 2: ...I...Dont know, actually.
Person 1: That's okay. I'll make one up.
Person 1: Have a good rest of your day, Smir'm!
Person 2: Neither. I'm not a girl or a boy.
Person 1: Oh. That's cool. I didnt know you could do that.
Person 1: But what's the not girl or boy version of ma'am and sir?
Person 2: ...I...Dont know, actually.
Person 1: That's okay. I'll make one up.
Person 1: Have a good rest of your day, Smir'm!
Pabst Smir
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Pabst Smir
noun
A cocktail consisting of equal parts Pabst Blue Ribbon and Smirnoff Ice, combining blue-collar beer energy with malt liquor sweetness. Invented in Texas by two geniuses who found each other at a Mexican restaurant that had been converted into a British pub, presumably during a moment of pure inspiration or pure desperation.
Pabst Smir
noun
A cocktail consisting of equal parts Pabst Blue Ribbon and Smirnoff Ice, combining blue-collar beer energy with malt liquor sweetness. Invented in Texas by two geniuses who found each other at a Mexican restaurant that had been converted into a British pub, presumably during a moment of pure inspiration or pure desperation.
Pabst Smir by JesusHChrysler August 15, 2026
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