When your a bit of a Paul and have to be tucked into bed by your wife early doors due to old age or you need to tuck into more sausage as you just love a good gobble on someone's meaty length.
by Lilvfr400boy November 16, 2019
To curiously circle your partners sphyncter with either the toung, finger or penis while whispering my precious...
Yeah bro that bitch was so horny I smeegled her into a lord of the rings style climax she kicked and frodo'd into a squirting wreck
Joe had smeegled the fuck out of ashleigh for a whole half hour before she was then gandalfed.
Joe had smeegled the fuck out of ashleigh for a whole half hour before she was then gandalfed.
by Lilvfr400boy August 10, 2016
To strangle circulation at the Base of your shaft causing your jeb too swell and develop large "bain" like colour and veins pulsating like the badman from batman.
I pulled out my throb on from her axe wound and before climax proceeded to squeeze my throbbing whinston "penis shaft" turning it into a veiny pulsating "bain" like falicr while grumbling "baaaiiinnnnn" as in the motion picture batman
by Lilvfr400boy August 10, 2016