Smigma

Dick cheese from an uncircumcised dong.

I hadn't showered in 5 days, I had smigma

by Master Stefanie October 31, 2009

Smigma

That stuff on your dick when you wear the same underwear for 3 months

His smigma was so thick he could whack off with it

by easy-e March 4, 2003

Smigma

A fallic cheeselike substance that grows within the inner womb of a woman's vagina.

I went to boof this check last night and damn did she had a load of smigma.

by sparkman_46057 December 27, 2007

smigma

whiny pants, can’t be alone, always asks “what?” in the middle of a conversation

jocelyn, your such a smigma!!

by whinyface01 May 22, 2019

Sigma Hater

One who possesses a disproportionate disdain for single bonds. Known colloquially as "pi snobs," these individuals are predisposed to looking down on saturated molecules.

Freddy said he wouldn't go near that 3-methyl octane, but he can't keep his hands off my heptadiene. Man what a sigma hater!

by Big Diggity January 6, 2015

Six Sigma Facebook Stalking

Six Sigma Facebook Stalking simply means a measure of Facebook stalking quality that strives for near perfection. A Six Sigma Facebook Stalker is one who will find 99.99966% of the individuals they seek on Facebook (3.4 failures per million individuals sought) and are statistically expected to be able to find any existing Facebook account.

A: Have you found her fb account yet?
B: No luck. I don’t think she has one.
A: Ask Charlie to find her. He can find anyone. Six Sigma Facebook Stalking is what he does.

by Insert_Name June 4, 2013

Smegma Male

A guy who is so in to NOFAP that that smegma starts coming out of his penis .

Have you heard ? Emil hasn't masturbated for 2 week now .

Yeah he has become a true smegma male .

by Hanza30 August 12, 2021