Smeglington

Derived from smeg, a more snooty sounding smeghead.

For goodness sake Archibald, would you kindly stop behaving like such a smeglington.

Smeglington by davidson listeronious October 18, 2008

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jack skellington

King of Halloween Town. Brilliant, maniacal, soulful, with a singing voice to die for.

The embodiment of the phrase Dead Sexy

Oh somewhere deep inside of these bones, an emptiness began to grow. There's something out there far from my home. A longing that I've never known.

Eureka! This year, Christmas will be ours!

jack skellington by Tephers July 27, 2004

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Jack Skellington

While balls deep in a vagina from behind whilst wearing a skeleton costume and a pink sock starts sneaking its way out, quietly peel off an arm bone and jam it in her anus while you continue merrily on your way to ejaculation.

Last Halloween, I had to Jack Skellington this nasty hoe before her pink sock exploded on me.

Jack Skellington by Slap Mint September 27, 2019

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duke smellington

A bowel movement that is turgid and will not break down during the initial flush. The duke lingers in the toilet bowl unbeknownst to the flusher, leaving a pungent odor that occupies the entire bathroom and possibly spreads to other rooms if not discovered in time.

The afterbirth of Dave's unattended duke smellington choked my senses.

duke smellington by laugh n slap March 2, 2011