sterlington

the worst fucking places in northeast louisiana. the only possible places to eat within a 20 mile radius are johnnys pizza, end zone, and sonic. there isn’t shit to do unless you live in frenchmans bend. everyone’s a raging republican with the holy spirit in their veins. every adolescent in town either has daddy’s money or resides in barely liveable condition. you either drive a nice shiny new chevy or a beat up and manual ford ranger. it was the fastest growing town in the u.s. for a while and now we just have the highest tax rate of any town lmao. don’t go here. you’ll be really underwhelmed.

rando: you ever been to sterlington?
graycen: yeah, i grew up in that shithole

by bigboygb June 05, 2021

Sterlington

worst place in louisiana. kids shout slurs for fun, nothing to do unless your popular, dress code to the max (cant wear ripped jeans even if theyre patched. the ugliest mullets youll ever see, pick me girls with hair as white as they can get it while it's still labelled "blonde" and their clumpy mascara. the only good food is foreign (and not even in town).

girl with the biggest frayed jeans youve ever seen: omg sterlington is the best
guy with a pencil stache: omg yes the parties are so fun
anyone with common sense: literally shut up pencil arms

by twocheeseenchiladaswithcaso November 11, 2021