sterlington

the worst fucking places in northeast louisiana. the only possible places to eat within a 20 mile radius are johnnys pizza, end zone, and sonic. there isn’t shit to do unless you live in frenchmans bend. everyone’s a raging republican with the holy spirit in their veins. every adolescent in town either has daddy’s money or resides in barely liveable condition. you either drive a nice shiny new chevy or a beat up and manual ford ranger. it was the fastest growing town in the u.s. for a while and now we just have the highest tax rate of any town lmao. don’t go here. you’ll be really underwhelmed.

rando: you ever been to sterlington?
graycen: yeah, i grew up in that shithole

by bigboygb June 5, 2021

Sterlington

worst place in louisiana. kids shout slurs for fun, nothing to do unless your popular, dress code to the max (cant wear ripped jeans even if theyre patched. the ugliest mullets youll ever see, pick me girls with hair as white as they can get it while it's still labelled "blonde" and their clumpy mascara. the only good food is foreign (and not even in town).

girl with the biggest frayed jeans youve ever seen: omg sterlington is the best
guy with a pencil stache: omg yes the parties are so fun
anyone with common sense: literally shut up pencil arms

by twocheeseenchiladaswithcaso November 11, 2021

jack skellington

King of Halloween Town. Brilliant, maniacal, soulful, with a singing voice to die for.

The embodiment of the phrase Dead Sexy

Oh somewhere deep inside of these bones, an emptiness began to grow. There's something out there far from my home. A longing that I've never known.

Eureka! This year, Christmas will be ours!

by Tephers July 27, 2004

Jack Skellington

While balls deep in a vagina from behind whilst wearing a skeleton costume and a pink sock starts sneaking its way out, quietly peel off an arm bone and jam it in her anus while you continue merrily on your way to ejaculation.

Last Halloween, I had to Jack Skellington this nasty hoe before her pink sock exploded on me.

by Slap Mint September 27, 2019

duke smellington

A bowel movement that is turgid and will not break down during the initial flush. The duke lingers in the toilet bowl unbeknownst to the flusher, leaving a pungent odor that occupies the entire bathroom and possibly spreads to other rooms if not discovered in time.

The afterbirth of Dave's unattended duke smellington choked my senses.

by laugh n slap March 2, 2011

beef swellington

A sudden enlargement of the groin area due to swelling.An increase in size.You know it.

Next time your girl tells you she is hungry,offer her some beef swellington then take her out to eat.

by McFred March 12, 2011

jack skellington

the main character in the nightmare before christmas directed by tim burton.

AND I JACK, THE PUMPKIN KING
have grown so tired of the same old thing

by doorswhore June 10, 2004