Those fortunate enough to have foreskin who are obsessed with that beautiful yellow substance that builds up under it that’s called smegma. They collect it and have rooms dedicated to their smegma and they make sure to collect it in jars. They keep it and make sure to crush it to a fine powder and snort it every single night when it’s completely dried up.

That’s smegmaholic over there never washes his foreskin and he always smells like smegma.

Smegmaholic by AgentMaine27 May 5, 2018

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smegmaholic

Those fortunate enough to have foreskin who are obsessed with that beautiful yellow substance that builds up under it that’s called smegma. They collect it and have rooms dedicated to their smegma and they make sure to keep it in jars. They keep it and make sure to crush it to a fine powder and snort it every single night after it’s completely dried up.

Man that smegmaholic over there always smells like smegma, it’s probably because he snorts it every single night.

smegmaholic by AgentMaine27 February 13, 2018

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smegga

Smegga is a word from the word Smeg which is also from the word Smegma.
The word smegga means fuckka

Smegga-fuckka
Smegging Smegga-fucking fuckka
ect

smegga by David Johnston December 19, 2006

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smeggage

1) when you have a dirty face

2) when someone has ejaculated on your face

thats some serious smeggage you've got going on

smeggage by never you mind what my name is June 30, 2008

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