It_Was_Not_Me_I_Swear's definitions

smart fart

A particularly pungent fart whose stench follows its creator wherever he or she goes for a certain period of time. The term is considered a "play on words" originating from Smart Missle.

"Oh my god, dude, it followed you! It's a smart fart!"

by It_Was_Not_Me_I_Swear February 2, 2008

Smegamall

A derogatory reference to the Mall of America in Bloomington, MN used among its detractors. Derived from Smegma.

"God, I hate finding a parking spot at the fucking Smegamall."

by It_Was_Not_Me_I_Swear February 2, 2008