smeets

The act of sending messages as an adult man to young boys (preferably just underage) hoping to attain their attention. The person sending the messages is usually regarded as a person of power.

Anthony: Did he smeets you already?
Bernard: Yeah he contacted me, to take me out for a dinner, I told him I was 16 but he said he didn't mind.

by TheDutchBunnyHopper April 5, 2023

smeets

A word for a poor guy, who doesn't have a lot of money and is generally friendless

a : "Did you see that poor guy?"
b : "Yes, he doesn't have a lot of friends, he's such a smeets"

by Pietje1991 April 11, 2008

Smeets

Used to describe smelly feet.

Dude #1: Yo my Smeets are killers bro...
Dude #2: I was wondering what that stench of dead bologna was.

by C.G. Larosa January 14, 2020

sheets and funnel

Referring to the use of bamboo sheets and funnel tobacco leaf to smoke marijuana

Her: you smoke swishers?
Me: Hell nah only sheets and funnel slim!

by Unclegleesh March 22, 2017

Butt Sheets

Underwear.

Karen couldn't wait to try on her new pink satin butt sheets.

Wanda had to wear old butt sheets since she didn't do laundry that week.

Debbie put on her lucky butt sheets for her job interview.

by The anti-funhugger April 11, 2015

ludicrous tomfoolery or delectable sweets?

This is what British mfs named "Sir Bumble Nockntooten IV" expect you to say on Halloween rather than, "Trick or treat?"

The story of Sir Bumble Nockentooten IV's expectation for children to say "ludicrous tomfoolery or delectable sweets?"

Me: *Knocks on Sir Bumble Nockentooten IV's door*
Sir Bumble Nockentooten IV: *Opens door*
Me: "Trick or treat?!"
Sir Bumble Nockentooten IV: *Closes door in anger and pure frustration and starts to cry*

by Minecraft Muffin November 3, 2020

monkey sheets

Bed sheets stained with spooge because you masturbated and then subsequently ejaculated onto them.
Monkey sheets are frequently characterised by having a queer odour.

{Beavis and Butt-Head dressing themselves as ghosts for Halloween}

{Beavis}: Hey Butt-Head, this sheet smells funny.
{Butt-Head}: Yeah, huh huh. Those are my special monkey sheets.
{Beavis}: O fuck! Get it off! Get it off!! GET IT OFF!!!

by Telephony February 15, 2020