Smeddle 

Smeddle (verb): The act of continuing to
masturbate despite a loss of arousal, often to
avoid discomfort such as blue balls. It
describes the situation where one feels
compelled to finish the act even though the
initial desire has waned

Smeddle (verb): Whos up smeddling their 'peter' (dick)

Smeddle by Peter2005 June 15, 2024

smiddler 

Someone who contaminates the Easter eggs of children with small pieces of fecal matter i.e. dingleberries.

Uncle Tony has really become quite the smiddler since he ruined the annual Easter egg hunt at church last year.

smiddler by troutenstein May 24, 2011

smeadle 

A blended mix of blood, excrement, and semen. Used to make nasty drink combinations for your worst enemies.

Want to make your ex regret breaking up with you? Just slip some smeadle in her drink and she'll learn the consequences of leaving you

smeadle by JA-ALLDAY May 6, 2017

Smedders 

A smedders is a snack medley, often referred to as a smedely. Commonly, a combination of nuts, crisps, cheddars, scratchings, and other salted snacks available in a British pub. Debate rages as to whether individual components of a smedders can be mixed together in a separate receptacle.

"Barry, can you run to the pub and get the smedders in, the boys are starving. But for goodness sake, do not mix the smedders until Joe arrives"

Smedders by Cripper June 9, 2018

speddlers 

speddlers: A user who is on discord 90% of his day trying to trash talk other people when he has the inability to talk to females.

You sir are a speddlers

speddlers by Pebblers August 2, 2021

Smedley 

The act of taking a shit, smoking a blunt, and playing halo simultaneously.

person 1: God Damn!
person 2: What?
person 1: I wish i had a bathroom adjacent to my television like Smedley
person 2: FML too

Smedley by JoshKatzIsAJew January 21, 2011

smiddle 

WHEN A BITCH HAIRSTYLE IS A MIDDLE AND SIDE PART

“Baby im not finna argue with you thats a smiddle in your head”

smiddle by nbalifred December 1, 2020