Smeddle

Smeddle (verb): The act of continuing to
masturbate despite a loss of arousal, often to
avoid discomfort such as blue balls. It
describes the situation where one feels
compelled to finish the act even though the
initial desire has waned

Smeddle (verb): Whos up smeddling their 'peter' (dick)

by Peter2005 June 15, 2024

smiddler

Someone who contaminates the Easter eggs of children with small pieces of fecal matter i.e. dingleberries.

Uncle Tony has really become quite the smiddler since he ruined the annual Easter egg hunt at church last year.

by troutenstein May 24, 2011

smeadle

A blended mix of blood, excrement, and semen. Used to make nasty drink combinations for your worst enemies.

Want to make your ex regret breaking up with you? Just slip some smeadle in her drink and she'll learn the consequences of leaving you

by JA-ALLDAY May 6, 2017

Smedders

A smedders is a snack medley, often referred to as a smedely. Commonly, a combination of nuts, crisps, cheddars, scratchings, and other salted snacks available in a British pub. Debate rages as to whether individual components of a smedders can be mixed together in a separate receptacle.

"Barry, can you run to the pub and get the smedders in, the boys are starving. But for goodness sake, do not mix the smedders until Joe arrives"

by Cripper June 9, 2018

speddlers

speddlers: A user who is on discord 90% of his day trying to trash talk other people when he has the inability to talk to females.

You sir are a speddlers

by Pebblers August 2, 2021

Smedley

The act of taking a shit, smoking a blunt, and playing halo simultaneously.

person 1: God Damn!
person 2: What?
person 1: I wish i had a bathroom adjacent to my television like Smedley
person 2: FML too

by JoshKatzIsAJew January 21, 2011

smiddle

WHEN A BITCH HAIRSTYLE IS A MIDDLE AND SIDE PART

“Baby im not finna argue with you thats a smiddle in your head”

by nbalifred December 1, 2020