(also spelled C-salt): saltiness, microaggressions, anger, or hate towards minorities rooted in
fear of helping with or losing
white caucasian privilege.
1. the mob of angry protestors looked like giant pillars of sea salt as they violently destroyed the city of Charlottesville while harming civilians and
anti-protestors.
2. the principal of a Kansas elementary
school had so much sea salt in his mouth that he wouldn't allow the man's daughter to be admitted into his
school. then the principal threw sea salt at the man and his daughter until they left the
school. the man brought his concerns to the court with his family and luckily the judges didn't eat as much sea salt that morning.
3. the salty sea man barricaded himself in a
Las Vegas hotel room and shot giant pellets of sea salt at harmless, multi-cultural civilians in a nearby concert.
4. captain sea salt made fun of a Puerto Rican hurricane tragedy by giving sea salt candy wrappers to the island for relief.