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smausage 

The random gross wet old moldy sausage rolled with different types of meat rolled into a sausage line that is hung on the wall, by a window, or by a fan. Smausage is also sacred to some religions. The smell of smausage will linger for about 20 minutes after taken down. The only way to get rid of the smell is febreez and smoking weed.
Hey Cornelius, that's a nice smausage you got there.
smausage by The deep squeeger June 17, 2016
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cheeky little sausage 

Smart-ass or a person who is irritating because they behave as if they know everything.

- Pr0V1nc3
Well aren't you just a cheeky little sausage.
cheeky little sausage by Pr0V1nc3 February 18, 2018

sausage pistol 

This chick won't stop grabbing my sausage pistol.

Gettysburg Sausage

A foot-long top-cut hot dog roll filled snugly with a breaded and deep-fried type 3 or 4 on the Bristol Stool Scale.
Davenport: Did you see the yokel farmhands eating Gettysburg Sausages for lunch?

Battlefield Tourist: Yeah, I hope they choked on them! They were too lazy to help me after they saw my family and I being robbed by street gang members in Gettysburg.

Sausage Stuffing 

Tits that look like sausages

Long sausage shaped knockers

Tired of their fight with gravity
She has sausage knockers. Sausage stuffing you mean 😋

Pocket Sausage 

When a flaccid penis gets tangled up in ones boxer briefs/whitey tighties and gets lodged either to the right or the left of the testicles; therefore, creating a little bit of a bulge as if you have a sausage in your pocket.
Grocery store owner: Hey man are you stealing one of my smoked kielbasas or is that a massive pocket sausage in your pants?

Man: It's a pocket sausage man. I got some new whitey tighties and they are way to tight.
Pocket Sausage by Ranchy92 March 22, 2013

Sausage Expert 

1. A woman (or man) whom has had many sexual encounters with male partners.

2. Counter staff in Butcher shops.
Boy - "So, I hear you are quite the little sausage expert..?" ;)

Girl - "Yes. I work at the local butcher. I am a sausage pro!"

Boy - "That's not what I mea....never mind."
Sausage Expert by manicbubble February 10, 2015