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1. To wank and rub one out in a fast and feverish manner.

2. To receive a handy from your camp counselor at summer camp.
1. I was late for work again today. Gots cut back on the Bishop's Massage.

2. How was summer camp this year? Great. Experienced a Bishop's Massage for the first time. I'm already signed up for next summer.
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by Eaton Holgoode January 25, 2017
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