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Smashterbate 

Smashterbate - I don't remember smashterbating last night becuase I blacked out, but I'm sure I enjoyed myself
Smashterbate by RP DP April 22, 2011

smashterbate 

To pleasure oneself until pain sets in
Kelly smashterbated herself to the thought of other girls smashterbating.
smashterbate by Requiett January 3, 2005

smashterbation

Playing Super Smash Brothers by oneself for an extended period of time. Not to be confused with its much, much stranger homonym smashturbation.
Your smashterbation habits are getting out of control, Andy. Yes, we know you can beat the computer.
smashterbation by yoodooright April 14, 2008

Smashterbating 

As used in "Deadpool and Wolverine"

When using 2 Hulk-Hand toys together to ravish ones penis.
I'm sorry you caught me Smashterbating in the lobby.
The grindset is a contemporary ideology of self-exploitation disguised as strength, deeply tied to the aesthetics of the “sigma male” and to new digital forms of patriarchy. It promotes the idea that human worth depends on productivity, economic success, absolute emotional control, and the ability to work endlessly, turning vulnerability, rest, community, and tenderness into signs of weakness. Beneath its rhetoric of discipline and power often lies a profound inability to relate healthily to pain, fragility, and human interdependence.
“That’s the grindset, brother. While weak men sleep and complain, sigma males stay disciplined, work in silence, suppress emotions, and build power while everyone else wastes time chasing comfort.”
Grindset by Omega-Male May 22, 2026
Word of the Day on May 23, 2026
well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!
Them future folk took ouare jerbs!
jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005
Word of the Day on May 22, 2026