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Smashterbate 

Smashterbate - I don't remember smashterbating last night becuase I blacked out, but I'm sure I enjoyed myself
Smashterbate by RP DP April 22, 2011

smashterbate 

To pleasure oneself until pain sets in
Kelly smashterbated herself to the thought of other girls smashterbating.
smashterbate by Requiett January 3, 2005

smashterbation

Playing Super Smash Brothers by oneself for an extended period of time. Not to be confused with its much, much stranger homonym smashturbation.
Your smashterbation habits are getting out of control, Andy. Yes, we know you can beat the computer.
smashterbation by yoodooright April 14, 2008

Smashterbating 

As used in "Deadpool and Wolverine"

When using 2 Hulk-Hand toys together to ravish ones penis.
I'm sorry you caught me Smashterbating in the lobby.
A small piece of information. Derived from the word ken, used often in the scottish language and is synonymous with knowledge.
Person 1: "Hey I don't get this shit. How do you solve this problem?"
Person 2: "I got that one. Give me some kenlets on this assignment and I'll help you w/ that one."
kenlet by Norma Y. October 8, 2005

I mean I guess bro

a word of expression to when you give up on comprehending someone's words of ignorance, stupidity, absurdity or are too exhausted to formulate a proper response.

Commonly seen in TikTok comment sections in replies to lazy attempts at humor, overconfidentally incorrect statement, or an over-the-top comment or when someone completely misses the mark on something.
"actually... incorrect statement, hope this helps!"
"I mean I guess bro"
Word of the Day on July 12, 2026