Skip to main content

Requiett's definitions

smashterbate

To pleasure oneself until pain sets in
Kelly smashterbated herself to the thought of other girls smashterbating.
by Requiett January 3, 2005
mugGet the smashterbatemug.

teeny bopper

The ethnic group Hitler would focus on instead if he were alive today.
Teeny Bopper: Let's all get ice-cream sodas!
Hitler: Kommen sie um!
by Requiett June 13, 2005
mugGet the teeny boppermug.

feldman

(n.) A messy accident on a floor or other surface consisting of bodily fluids as a result of pornography shoots or other socially unacceptable behavior.
Attention. Cleanup required for a feldman in aisle 12. Feldman in aisle 12.
by requiett November 11, 2009
mugGet the feldmanmug.

santa claus

Most likely a mythical modern retelling of a mystic group of hallucinogenic mushroom-eating Siberian shaman who wore red and white outfits, snuck in through the chimneys of villagers and distributed the sacred mushroom Amanita Muscaria. Other associations from the popular myth easily fall into place. The reindeer is the animal most associated with Amanita as it is a popular dish to them. Amanita tends to form a symbotic relationship with spruce or pine trees which are used for Christmas trees. It is also said that the Siberian shaman could fly, but probably not physically. However, Amanita often gives the sensation of flying.
Santa Claus was just a crazy mushroom cult all along.
by Requiett September 6, 2005
mugGet the santa clausmug.

syffu

<CraBYbebeq> u WÝLL die while u r sexing and speaking abt SEX...omg GET LOST THE WORLD!!
<Requiett> Syffu.
by Requiett November 13, 2004
mugGet the syffumug.

street leet

Ebonics + leet = 57R337 1337
5HAM3 0N A N1GGA WH0 7Ri35 70 RUN GAM3 0N A N1GGA.
by Requiett November 15, 2004
mugGet the street leetmug.

Amanita Muscaria

Also known as Fly Agaric, Amanita Muscaria is the legendary red capped mushroom speckled with white dots. Containing the psychoactive compound Muscamol, Amanitas are hallucinogenic if injested.

It is highly recommended against eating an amanita raw. The best experiences typically come from drying them completely and eating them, or making tea from a crushed dry amanita (it is best not heat the water completely to boiling). A fair dose to feel any effects would range from 3 to 10 grams (1 to 3 caps).

Amanitas range widely across the Northern Hemisphere, generally in northern Europe and the northwestern area of North America.

The effects vary GREATLY among users of Amanita, as their chemical makeup can vary depending on the season, climate, and location they are picked in. Never consume an amanita whose cap has fully opened (unless you want a bad time).

Commonly sought after effects include: dissociation, euphoria, and sedation. Negative side effects may include: physical exhaustion, sweating and mild to moderate nausea.

This is not an extensive view of the amanita as reliable research should be done on any substance before consumption.

Currently, Amanita is legal to possess and injest in the United States.
Amanita Muscaria is everywhere in fairy tales, but never eaten.
by Requiett September 6, 2005
mugGet the Amanita Muscariamug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email