Smartwater
A very sexy human being
"Smartwater is a very sexy boy"
Smartwater by L1zzymarriedsmartwater September 25, 2021
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smartwater by pinkslips April 14, 2007
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Smartwater-Scale
A discreet scale used to measure sizes of meat, typically ones used by males.
Meat is measured from the bottom of a Smartwater bottle to the top.
Meat is measured from the bottom of a Smartwater bottle to the top.
Smartwater-Scale by DancingShoe1048 December 23, 2025
Saltwater Balls
Saltwater balls is when you get out of the beach after a long time and it irritates your balls and the sides near them. It causes you to walk like a duck with feces hanging out his butthole. It burns and it needs irritation cream.
DAAYUUUMM! Did you see David? He's walking around like a duck. Yesterday he went to the beach. He might've gotten Saltwater balls.
Saltwater Balls by Ultraf0xDictionary June 7, 2014
sharkwater
A flavored kamikaze cocktail created at Cliff's Lounge in Lincoln, NE. Its basically a giant shot on the rocks in a pint glass.
sharkwater by Ryan Detlefsen March 20, 2008
Saltwater Snuggle
When you are fucking in saltwater and your penis get locked in her pussy for an extended period of time. As you struggle to get your penis loose, oftentimes a gang of Dolphins show up and rape both you and your partner.
Melanie and I had a crazy Saltwater Snuggle the other day, where my dick got so stuck that 3 dolphins had enough time finish off in my ass.
Saltwater Snuggle by Thefuckersattheendofthetable May 6, 2015
smartster
smahrt-ster
noun, Slang.
1. any person who is tech-savvy, tech-trendy, tech-stylish, and/or technologically progressive in a cool way; specially someone who has keen interest in acquiring any sort of smart wearable (e.g. smart bands, smart watches, smart clothing etc.) with the ability to interact with smartphones or any other computerized system.
noun, Slang.
1. any person who is tech-savvy, tech-trendy, tech-stylish, and/or technologically progressive in a cool way; specially someone who has keen interest in acquiring any sort of smart wearable (e.g. smart bands, smart watches, smart clothing etc.) with the ability to interact with smartphones or any other computerized system.
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