DancingShoe1048's definitions

Smartwater-Scale

A discreet scale used to measure sizes of meat, typically ones used by males.
Meat is measured from the bottom of a Smartwater bottle to the top.

John: Hey, my meat goes to the 'T' on the Smartwater-Scale!
Bob: Which one?
John: The first one..

by DancingShoe1048 December 23, 2025

Witawy

Literally, but when you are feeling goofy

Witawy, shut up. L + bozo.

by DancingShoe1048 February 25, 2023

Shoe Store

Used as GTA V euphemism for Strip Club. Shoe Store comes from the words: Hoe Store, only adding the S at the beginning to make it sound like a regular store, even though there is no shoe store in GTA V.

Hey Bill, lets go to the Shoe Store and bid for Shoes!

by DancingShoe1048 May 7, 2021