Definitions by DancingShoe1048

Smartwater-Scale

A discreet scale used to measure sizes of meat, typically ones used by males.
Meat is measured from the bottom of a Smartwater bottle to the top.

John: Hey, my meat goes to the 'T' on the Smartwater-Scale!
Bob: Which one?
John: The first one..

Smartwater-Scale by DancingShoe1048 December 23, 2025

Witawy 

Literally, but when you are feeling goofy

Witawy, shut up. L + bozo.

Witawy by DancingShoe1048 February 25, 2023

Shoe Store

Used as GTA V euphemism for Strip Club. Shoe Store comes from the words: Hoe Store, only adding the S at the beginning to make it sound like a regular store, even though there is no shoe store in GTA V.

Hey Bill, lets go to the Shoe Store and bid for Shoes!

Shoe Store by DancingShoe1048 May 7, 2021