smardwater

Another name for Smartwater. Smartwater is a bottled water which claims to make you smarter if you drink it.

Marcy: Hey Jean, pass me the smardwater?
Jean: Do it yourself, smardface.
Marcy: Uhg.. Phatphace.
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Jean: Yo smardface, whats the answer to this math problem?
Marcy: You mean the 2+2 one? Its four you phatphace! Go drink some smardwater, hukhuk!

by Tidbit October 15, 2006

sharkwater

A flavored kamikaze cocktail created at Cliff's Lounge in Lincoln, NE. Its basically a giant shot on the rocks in a pint glass.

I had a sharkwater at Cliff's Lounge.

by Ryan Detlefsen March 20, 2008

Smartwater

A very sexy human being

"Smartwater is a very sexy boy"

by L1zzymarriedsmartwater September 25, 2021

smartwater

water from the clouds. and therefore from the gods..

smartwater is electrolyte enhanced water that is purity you can taste and hydration you can feeeel

by pinkslips April 14, 2007

Sadwater

Sadwater is a water brand who also posts sad facts on instagram. He has a following of over 40k followers and has knockoff/fan pages of him.

Sadwater makes me sad, but it's so refreshing!

by YTHacker January 8, 2019

SmartWaster

Someone who is incredibly smart and intelligent, but wastes their talent because they are lazy and can't pay attention. basically a massive waste of potential

A: We should let Darren join the study group, he's kinda smart.

B: Nah, he might be smart but have you seen his Test Scores? He's just a SmartWaster.

by small dead child November 15, 2020

Smartwater-Scale

A discreet scale used to measure sizes of meat, typically ones used by males.
Meat is measured from the bottom of a Smartwater bottle to the top.

John: Hey, my meat goes to the 'T' on the Smartwater-Scale!
Bob: Which one?
John: The first one..

by DancingShoe1048 December 23, 2025