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smartless

The opposite of smart.
That boy has limited intelligence. He is smartless. To not be smart.
by Mypalval February 25, 2017
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Smartless

Lovely, casual, funny, loose interview-style podcast co-hosted by Jason Bateman, Sean Hayes, and Will Arnett.
Person 1: Hey, have you heard about Smartless?

Person 2: Of course… love Bateman.

Person 3: Totally, Will is your typical Mitch Buchannon, Jason is the token nude. And sounds like Sean hilariously never changes out of his houtfit!
by NotTheHoff June 10, 2021
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Shirtless Bobby

A shirtless Bobby is a double vodka tonic with limes and is only drank by the coolest most metal shirtless sexy ripped corner dwellers at the bar.
Bartender: What can I get for ya?
Customer: I'll take a Shirtless Bobby.
Bartender: Sure, one lime or 2?

Ex 2::

Person A:: "Dude I got so fucked up on Shirtless Bobbies last night."
Person B:: "oh man, they get ya every time!"
by Shirtless Bobby February 19, 2014
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Shartles and James

Homemade wine coolers. Someone grabs some cheap box wine and mixes it with seven-up and puts it in a sippy-cup. People drinking Shartles and James can be found in the summer time at free movies in the park.
That lady over there has no idea where her kid is, she's all hammered on her homemade Shartles and James and flirting with her girlfriend's husband. Nice spray tan.
by Shartilingus October 3, 2011
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shirtless shit

When you are taking a shit and are forced to remove your shirt because you are so hot and the poop is just not flowing freely.
Tom: Dude...worst afternoon.

Matt: Whys that dude?

Tom: I had to take a shirtless shit because it just got too intense in there.
by Professor Pod July 9, 2011
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Shirtless old man

You are supposed to post a picture of a shirtless old man as a comment when you have nothing nice to say.
I hit the latest Ted Cruz tweet with a shirtless old man.
by Holliday Fartcruise May 30, 2020
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Shirtless

The state of being naked from the waste up. Not wearing any form of clothing on the chest. Generally practiced only among males.
It is common to go shirtless at the beach.
by L_TS September 24, 2009
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