Smart Dart

Juul, Suorin, an ecig with nicotine salts.

“Yo is that a smart dart I see? Let me get a rip” - Sophomores in the school bathroom

Smart Dart by ggricksmith May 25, 2018

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shart dart

A moment in time when one feels confident to rip a forceful fart. The result is heightened terror from feeling something warm and wet in your britches. Usually accompanied by the need to promptly excuse yourself from the social environment that would normally commend on such forceful farting.

I just shot a shart dart and now I have to choke off my pant legs on the way to the bathroom so I do not soil my socks.

shart dart by Hullabaloo August 18, 2006

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shart and dart

is when you try to fart, but instead you shart and then quickly run to the restroom to clean yourself off.

I ate a Royal with Cheese last night and went to the school dance and committed a shart and dart when I was dancing with Tiffany.

shart and dart by J.E.F. & R.M.K. September 27, 2011

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shart and dart

The act of sharting (a mix between a "shit" and a "fart") and then running to the bathroom to clean up your shorts. Sometimes also referred to as "the shit and split", or the "toot and scoot".

Mitchell: "I farted in front of my girlfriend for the first time yesterday. She tried to reply with her own fart, but then ended up running to the bathroom."

Kevin: "Ahh yes, the ole shart and dart."

shart and dart by le-bulldog April 10, 2015