Smartfart

When someone smart does something dumb

Sude what you did there a real smartfart

by Manoffire420 April 26, 2021

smartard

noun, a person who is smart in some things and retarded in others

a smartard may be very good in school however have no common sense

by Bart Roskoski October 18, 2008

Smart Fart

An app available at the App Store that will allow you to choose fart tones in a variety of social situations you wish to appear to pass gas in.

Man, we were packed like anchovies in the elevator and I used Smart Fart; in no time people were getting off on any floor they could!

by Dr Bunnygirl August 12, 2019

shartmart

When shopping at Wal-Mart and think you have to fart. Accidentally shitting yourself. Shartmart

Accidentally shitting yourself. Shartmart

by 76Gutz May 15, 2018

smartarse

smart-ass (but the Aussie way to spell it. smart-arse)

someone who mouths of to provoke or be funny to people/persons.

usualy ends with the smartarse getting a severe beating :P

guy 1: what you lookin at fool?
guy 2: i dunno, i have to get my animal book to find out.
both guy 1 & 2 are being a smartarse.

by honest johnn April 22, 2007

smarttard

A person who thinks they are smart but they act like a fucking retard. Otherwise known as a dumbass.

Oh, you are such a smarttard.

by swissmocha April 1, 2005

Smartarded

When somebody uses intelligence in a profoundly stupid way.

:: Smartarded ::
John wrote a brilliant computer virus that crashed tens of thousands of computers... and he wrote his name on it...

Kelly's genius security system was flawless - it was then she realized she locked himself out.

Bob knew his last 30 years were well spent, the fruits of his labor were at last complete. His army of robotic carebears waged war against humanity.

by Eric C Carberry August 30, 2006