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smartard 

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noun, a person who is smart in some things and retarded in others
a smartard may be very good in school however have no common sense
smartard by Bart Roskoski October 18, 2008

Smart Fart 

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An app available at the App Store that will allow you to choose fart tones in a variety of social situations you wish to appear to pass gas in.
Man, we were packed like anchovies in the elevator and I used Smart Fart; in no time people were getting off on any floor they could!
Smart Fart by Dr Bunnygirl August 12, 2019

shartmart 

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When shopping at Wal-Mart and think you have to fart. Accidentally shitting yourself. Shartmart
Accidentally shitting yourself. Shartmart
shartmart by 76Gutz May 15, 2018

smartarse 

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smart-ass (but the Aussie way to spell it. smart-arse)

someone who mouths of to provoke or be funny to people/persons.

usualy ends with the smartarse getting a severe beating :P
guy 1: what you lookin at fool?
guy 2: i dunno, i have to get my animal book to find out.
both guy 1 & 2 are being a smartarse.
smartarse by honest johnn April 22, 2007

smarttard 

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A person who thinks they are smart but they act like a fucking retard. Otherwise known as a dumbass.
Oh, you are such a smarttard.
smarttard by swissmocha April 1, 2005

Smartarded 

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When somebody uses intelligence in a profoundly stupid way.
:: Smartarded ::
John wrote a brilliant computer virus that crashed tens of thousands of computers... and he wrote his name on it...

Kelly's genius security system was flawless - it was then she realized she locked himself out.

Bob knew his last 30 years were well spent, the fruits of his labor were at last complete. His army of robotic carebears waged war against humanity.
Smartarded by Eric C Carberry August 30, 2006
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"Tactical advantages aside, the M.A.V. is top of the line for the holy warrior troop transport manufactured by the Church of Latter Day Saints Military Industrial Complex. Also great for family trips...to heathen lands."
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Overstand 

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To understand a topic or statement to the highest extent.
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Friend 1: Follow me there is a player nearby
Friend 2: How do you know?
Friend 1: Minimap
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Pink Cloud

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Dotard 

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An aging individual who has long lost the ability to make rational sense.
That dotard is going to get us all blown up, if he doesn't calm down .
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