Smarmalot

A small furry manimal with creature-esq physical attributes.

Holy Crap Hass did you see that Smarmalot? Yeah I did, and it hearts OT.

by M Hass August 20, 2006

Scamalot

A lottery group in the UK that loves cheating. They shitted their pants over good players and sanctioned them just for being good. The means include introducing FAKE raffles and a stupid excuse to raise the price up, adding more balls and finally taking the live draw off TV on both days so they can pay the 'independent auditor' 2 million in annual salary whilst checking who has not won big / where the winners are from the main database then picking the video of loser numbers to put on 'live' yeah right!

Mick: did you see the lottery draw results again.
Tekken: oh you mean Scamalot?
Mick: no winners!
Tekken: well obviously what do you expect from a bunch of cheaters. Let's hope their families die slowly everyday from tomorrow onwards and one day they go to jail!!

by cheaters' thought waves killer February 24, 2017

Spamalot

A comedic musical derived from the motion picture "Monty Python and the Holy Grail" (1975), set during King Arthur's reign. The musical originally starred David Hyde Pierce, Simon Russel Beale, and Hank Azaria. The book, the music, and the lyrics were written in part by Eric Idle

Tickets for Spamalot were quite expensive in 2005.

by Nina Michelle July 20, 2008

Spamalot

The spectacular broadway musical of the movie, Monty Python and the Holy Grail. It was written by Python member, Eric Idle with music by Idle and John du Prez. It stars Tim Curry, Hank Azaria, Sara Ramirez, and David Hyde Pierce.
It is a brilliant production (it had a 12 million dollar budget). Among the best songs are "You Won't Succeed on Broadway," "The Fisch Schlapping Song," and "He's Not Dead Yet."
It's bloody brilliant! You must see it!

"In any great adventure
If you don't want to lose
Victory depends upon
The people that you choose
So listen Arthur darling
Closely to this news
We won't succeed on Broadway.
If we don't have any Jews."

by shrubbery July 19, 2008

Smarmalade

Unctuous, oily charm; sleazy, phony earnestness.

Skip served up his tired antics to the ladies with a heaping spoonful of smarmalade, in hopes that they would fall for him.

by Slackie Onassis September 7, 2007

smashalotapuss

A word used to describe a man whose popularity with women exceeds the norm. The 'smashalotapuss' is typically the chief male in a group who continually and regularly consumates relationships with numerous members of the opposite sex.

"I am popular with the woman because I'm a smashalotapuss. That's my genus."

by Tom Dickenson December 9, 2008

Shmarmalutz

A girl with a tight pair of yitz.

Achi did you see the Shmarmalutz on that sharmoota

by KoosRabi July 26, 2022