Shmarmalope

(n) Someone who constantly views all problems as being rediculous, a dumbass.

Jeffrey is a total Shmarmalope, and refuses to solve even the most basic problems

by peterthegreat December 20, 2004

smarmaloney

(1) Sandwich meat that is WAY past it's expiration date: has a funky smell, a slimy coating, and is not fit to be eaten.
(2) A lie that a smarmy person tells you.
(3) Rotten meat

That lying buffoon is so full of smarmaloney, I don't believe a word he says.

by NoLoKarmaShow September 17, 2013

Shmarmalite

A snake in the jungle on Naked And Afraid

They said their might be some hear, them shmarmalites.

by Tori-no January 14, 2015