Spamalot 

A comedic musical derived from the motion picture "Monty Python and the Holy Grail" (1975), set during King Arthur's reign. The musical originally starred David Hyde Pierce, Simon Russel Beale, and Hank Azaria. The book, the music, and the lyrics were written in part by Eric Idle

Tickets for Spamalot were quite expensive in 2005.

Spamalot by Nina Michelle July 20, 2008

Spamalot 

The spectacular broadway musical of the movie, Monty Python and the Holy Grail. It was written by Python member, Eric Idle with music by Idle and John du Prez. It stars Tim Curry, Hank Azaria, Sara Ramirez, and David Hyde Pierce.
It is a brilliant production (it had a 12 million dollar budget). Among the best songs are "You Won't Succeed on Broadway," "The Fisch Schlapping Song," and "He's Not Dead Yet."
It's bloody brilliant! You must see it!

"In any great adventure
If you don't want to lose
Victory depends upon
The people that you choose
So listen Arthur darling
Closely to this news
We won't succeed on Broadway.
If we don't have any Jews."

Spamalot by shrubbery July 19, 2008

Spamalot 

A musical based off Monty Python and the Holy Grail. In the first act, men have two very small fish and slap the women across the cheeks a few times with them. But don't worry- justice is served when the women pull out much bigger fish and knock the guys down, humiliating them.

Rick: "I just saw Spamalot last night."
Jacob: "How was it?"
Rick: "Hilarious. Btw dude, don't ever slap a woman with a fish; she will slap you back even harder with a bigger fish."

Spamalot by Rwdnededm.dnqw,ndkqek31ehi23he September 5, 2013

Scamalot

A lottery group in the UK that loves cheating. They shitted their pants over good players and sanctioned them just for being good. The means include introducing FAKE raffles and a stupid excuse to raise the price up, adding more balls and finally taking the live draw off TV on both days so they can pay the 'independent auditor' 2 million in annual salary whilst checking who has not won big / where the winners are from the main database then picking the video of loser numbers to put on 'live' yeah right!

Mick: did you see the lottery draw results again.
Tekken: oh you mean Scamalot?
Mick: no winners!
Tekken: well obviously what do you expect from a bunch of cheaters. Let's hope their families die slowly everyday from tomorrow onwards and one day they go to jail!!

Scamalot by cheaters' thought waves killer February 24, 2017

spamalope 

Close relative to the antelope and wooly Albertan rhino. Resembles large peice of canned spam with legs, head and tail. Can be seen loping across the savannah alone, no need to travel in packs for predators prefer real meat.

The spamalope quietly grazed as a nearby lion surveyed with disgust.

spamalope by elisha and alex October 2, 2005

Spamaloid 

Someone who produces large amounts of unwanted information or material

Does this help? What about this? Or... THIS!?

Don't be such a spamaloid. None of this helps. Fucks sake.

Spamaloid by Baggins the Bin February 14, 2022

Slamalottapus 

(noun): A creature that pounds a well above average amount of pussy.

Check out that slamalottapus in action. These girls are lining up all ages, shapes and sizes.

Slamalottapus by Prometheus2010 December 27, 2023