Smarmalade 

Unctuous, oily charm; sleazy, phony earnestness.

Skip served up his tired antics to the ladies with a heaping spoonful of smarmalade, in hopes that they would fall for him.

Smarmalade by Slackie Onassis September 7, 2007

smarmalade 

smexy marmalade

"OH Martha Give me that smarmalade"

smarmalade by CornFlakes N. Mihul May 8, 2013

poop marmalade

when someone pisses on someone else's shit and dissolves it into a orangish-shit like substance.

"The toilet's been broke all day and everyone been making poop marmalade."

poop marmalade by membersmarktp1 September 26, 2009

marmalade sandwich 

1. Sleeping with a blond followed by a redhead, followed by another blond.
2. Sleeping with 2 blonds and a redhead at the same time.
3. Referring to three people, two of which are blond and one of which is a redhead.
4. Two slices of white bread with some marmalade in between.

1: "Would you rather do Jenna, Faye or Pamela?" "Pssh...Why choose? I'll take the whole marmalade sandwich"

2: "Want a PB and J?" "No, I'm good with a marmalade sandwich."

marmalade sandwich by village September 24, 2013

Jew Marmalade

When a man nearing their climax when engaging in sexual intercourse, then proceeds to ejaculate on the top rear section of the women's head resembling a yarmulke/kippah.

Chaim gave Liora a Jew Marmalade last night.

Jew Marmalade by Steve Mazzagatti October 16, 2008

Tits marmalade 

Really cool, boss, wizard, wicked. Better than tits.

That fishing lure is tits marmalade.

Tits marmalade by Mandingo's Rage August 30, 2013

Spicy Marmalade

A kick ass song from the anime, Gravitation?

1: What's your favorite Bad Luck song?
2: SPICY MARMALADE!

Spicy Marmalade by Michiru-Chan April 20, 2008