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smallbone 

Smallbone refers to a woman withdrawing consent mid coitus, resulting in the man’s penis shrinking slightly, but remaining erect - requiring him having to finish himself in shame.
Man 1. Mate, I’m not happy! Sharon gave me Smallbone last night because I told her avocados were overrated while we were getting jiggy!

Man 2. I feel ya buddy - Carol smallboned me last week when I forgot her cat’s name.
smallbone by ThirstyB July 19, 2018

Smallbany 

The fact that albany is as big as a city, but still has a town-like quality
Smallbany is the best place to be.
Smallbany by charliepophead January 26, 2011

Smallbany 

A pejorative nickname for the capital of New York State, Albany. So called because of its diminutive size, especially compared to New York City.

This spelling is preferred over smalbany, since it preserves the rhyme with 'small' and avoids the pronunciation AL-bany (which is, as far as most New Yorker's are concerned, a city in southern Georgia).
"So, you're from upstate? Where? Syracuse? Buffalo?"
"Ha, I wish! Nah, I grew up in Smallbany, where the only thing to do at night is drive to another city."
Smallbany by packy April 12, 2008

SmallBin 

Man I hate SmallBin
SmallBin by NotNotNotPeter August 8, 2021

Smallboats 

1.Yo have you heard of smallboats?!
2.No
1. Well its only the best band ever

2.alright ill check out smallboats!