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Smallbany 

A pejorative nickname for the capital of New York State, Albany. So called because of its diminutive size, especially compared to New York City.

This spelling is preferred over smalbany, since it preserves the rhyme with 'small' and avoids the pronunciation AL-bany (which is, as far as most New Yorker's are concerned, a city in southern Georgia).
"So, you're from upstate? Where? Syracuse? Buffalo?"
"Ha, I wish! Nah, I grew up in Smallbany, where the only thing to do at night is drive to another city."
Smallbany by packy April 12, 2008

smallbany 

Heather: Don't blink, or you'll miss it.

Patty: What?

Heather: Smallbany... and you missed it.
smallbany by DEC February 14, 2005

smallmans 

smallmans is a park in cardiff where you will always find loads of 'emos' and 'scene kids' its a great place for weed and alchohol will be found behind the museum
'yeah i got high in smallmans'
smallmans by hflihdf March 25, 2008

smallant1 

The variety streamer commonly called smant
Yo do you watch smallant1
smallant1 by DICKWARIO May 16, 2021

smalbany 

A realization that Albany is a small city; more like a small town then a "big" city.
Fred! Great to see you again - it is a small world - it is smAlbany!
smalbany by smAlbany July 14, 2015

smallbone 

Smallbone refers to a woman withdrawing consent mid coitus, resulting in the man’s penis shrinking slightly, but remaining erect - requiring him having to finish himself in shame.
Man 1. Mate, I’m not happy! Sharon gave me Smallbone last night because I told her avocados were overrated while we were getting jiggy!

Man 2. I feel ya buddy - Carol smallboned me last week when I forgot her cat’s name.
smallbone by ThirstyB July 19, 2018
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