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Smaggy Titties

Smaggy Titties is when yo bitches plastic boob implants pop and after she just got them
KEISHA YOU HAVE SMAGGY TITTIES
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saggy titties 

Ahhh... sagging tits. So you find yourself here searching for a definition of saggy tits, eh chap? Well, it should be obvious, but let's consider...there are many types of saggy tits. A Very scientific measurement of saggy tits is the pencil test. If a chick can hold a pencil under her tit using no hands, the writing utensil held only by the weight and flap of her udder, she fails the pencil test, thus having saggy tits. Bear in mind, there are many levels of saggy, and just because a chick can hold a pencil with her tit, doesn't make her unbangable. Actually, a soft, supple pair of tits, from a handful to beyond is far more desirable than hard nubby barely theres. Way better for titty fucking, and they bounce and jiggle quite nicely.
"Bro... shes hot n all, but... saggy titties much??"

"Dude, best titty fuck ever, and do they bounceee!!!!"

saggy titties 

Very droopy, saggy nipples that hang exceedingly lower than the 3rd to last rib.
Ms. Jones has some saggy titties.
saggy titties by BatonBeater December 16, 2007

Jacob saggy titties

Jacob saggy titties by Siria October 11, 2020

saggy titties 

a disgusting beverage that reminds you of sucking forth from old salty tits involving strong alcohol. : 1 part bacardi, 1 part Hawaiian punch
Dude i dont give a fuck what you mixed with it, it will always be saggy titties to me.
saggy titties by junior jay May 16, 2011

your nan's saggy titties 

-saggy just how I like them
- when ur nan is old and her titties have no support anymore, a balcony bra can be helpful
-often said by wannabe roadgyal and roadmen
Person - what's the answer to question one?
Wannabe- YOUR NAN'S SAGGY TITTIES

Saggy tities 

A really good thing about old women the best is liem fortnits mom saggy tities
Hey your mom has some nice saggy tities
Saggy tities by Broddik February 25, 2020
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