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bikinis and spacesuits 

The little extra metaphorical zing your project needs to show you're earning your paycheck.
"You know what this presentation to the boss needs? A little more bikinis and spacesuits."

Smacksnicker

The sound made by sucking your lips after something that disturbs you
He made a loud smacksnicker sound after he learned the result of the el election The child replied with a smacksnicker when she was told she was grounded
Smacksnicker by Stevconack December 13, 2016

spacesuiting 

To masturbate and leave semen in ones' pants after ejaculation while operating a vehicle.
He had to pull the pants from his skin after spacesuiting all day from his morning drive.
spacesuiting by splinx December 28, 2011

fart in a spacesuit 

one more perfectly descriptive means of stating the utter uselessness of a thing or individual, or to some extent, it's unwelcome status within a given situation, for the most part......see also concrete parachute chocolate kettle ashtray on a motorcycle fart in an elevator
He's hopeless, about as useful & as welcome as a fart in a spacesuit

smackitty 

The immediate affect of smoking pot, marijuana, aunt mary, boom, chronic, dope, ganja, gangster, grass, hash, herb, kif, mary jane, pot, reefer, sinsemilla, skunk, weed, and, Cannabis. It can include feeling such as relaxation, euphoria, paranoia, anxiety, blood-shot eyes, giddiness, increased hunger, dry mouth, and impaired memory and judgement.
"Yo dawg lets cop an ounce of some chronic, then get smackitty."

"Dude like my friends and I smoked some of the bammies ass shit, and it left us so not smackitty"

"Lets get Smackitty"
smackitty by oye & thyra December 10, 2006

smackabitch

to handle one's business by backhanding someone (a bitch) who is triflin', or who is getting in the way of one's pimping/macking/life
When the class slut spread a rumor that Melanie was attempting to steal the slut's ugly boyfriend, Melanie knew that it was time to smackabitch.
smackabitch by jenny and lydia January 22, 2006