smacknuts Share definition Flag 1.) a total douchewad. 2.) Cock-hungry rooster fucker. 3.) Glass-pane eating shitgoober. "Yo, that fucking dicksocket is a total smacknuts." smacknuts by jpt June 1, 2007 0 0 Get merch Get the smacknuts mug. Buy Now — $32.95 See more merch