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Slutgoblin

A non-human dick enthusiast, living in vast underground communities of other Slutgoblins and Dicktrolls, cackling and reminiscing over their cum guzzling exploits, subsisting mainly on a diet of souls, kittens and ejaculate
While traveling in Serbia, I encountered a terrifying Slutgoblin! She roared "You cat leave right meow!," but luckily I managed to escape
Slutgoblin by Spaniard October 9, 2012
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slobgoblin 

Definiton 1:a swampdonkey that is also a complete bitch. her pure evilness combined with her slob-like appearance differentiates her from traditional swampdonkey status.

Definition 2: A swampdonkey that has an unusual propensity for administering ball draining blowjobs. Slobgoblins never let any of the seed hit the ground. At all times, they will completely scoop the whole load.
Definition 1: That slobgoblin that Chester hooked up with last night was so snooty.

Definition 2: Last night i tickled that slobgoblin's throat not once, but thrice.
slobgoblin by Shakes Salerno January 17, 2007

shitgoblin 

A racially controversial name for a Pakistani, Bangladeshi or similar ethnic group member. Especially one engaged in criminality or general shifty/sinister actions. The term has also been used to describe persons of Arabic descent. A "shitgoblin" may be involved in underaged grooming, theft, fraud (especially crash for claims) and selling substandard/counterfeit goods especially in market stalls and corner shops.
"Damn my car insurance has gone up again". It must be all those shitgoblins making bullshit claims.

Slutolini 

The ultimate combat slut that has all her follower sluts whipped by her Slutolinious ways and she can lure any pussmanjonavich away from his girlfriend just by taking it up the bum.
Yo gangsta, that chick is pumped with STD'S and wants to jump on you so fast ... you better break it off with that chick your with before you get caught being manhandled by SLUTOLINI.
Slutolini by NaughtNynetqeane October 17, 2007

Shitgoblin 

The name you call any adults who have shit themselves in the past year.
I got way too drunk last night; now I have to live a year of my life being called a shitgoblin
Shitgoblin by Spencer Ace August 26, 2019

Slut Goblin 

A malicious, mischievous, greedy female who is small and grotesque in manners, yet sexy as fuck. Usually with fake hair, nails, and eyelashes and make-up that look almost cartoonish. Similar to a fuck gremlin. Taking her home will be the best sex you have ever had at the cost of your dishes, and anything else breakable or stealable.
lat night i picked up a slut goblin at the local pub.
Slut Goblin by the coyote kid May 18, 2020
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Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?
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“No way, is that cake?”
Yeah whoops this isn’t real”
Is that cake? by Sexyyred September 15, 2026
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just fokin missing her

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endwarfins

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I only meant to watch the Heigh-Ho scene for the endwarfins, and then it was two hours later and I'd watched the whole movie.

Endwarfins aren't just a Snow White thing — I get the same hit off the Lollipop Guild in Oz.
endwarfins by Howard Ogden September 13, 2026
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“Did you see that caillou over there? His head is reflecting the sun like a disco ball.”
Example 2:
“I think Dave is finally accepting his hair loss. He just went full caillou and shaved the whole thing off.”
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