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shitgoblin 

A racially controversial name for a Pakistani, Bangladeshi or similar ethnic group member. Especially one engaged in criminality or general shifty/sinister actions. The term has also been used to describe persons of Arabic descent. A "shitgoblin" may be involved in underaged grooming, theft, fraud (especially crash for claims) and selling substandard/counterfeit goods especially in market stalls and corner shops.
"Damn my car insurance has gone up again". It must be all those shitgoblins making bullshit claims.
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Shitgoblin 

The name you call any adults who have shit themselves in the past year.
I got way too drunk last night; now I have to live a year of my life being called a shitgoblin
Shitgoblin by Spencer Ace August 26, 2019

Slutgoblin

A non-human dick enthusiast, living in vast underground communities of other Slutgoblins and Dicktrolls, cackling and reminiscing over their cum guzzling exploits, subsisting mainly on a diet of souls, kittens and ejaculate
While traveling in Serbia, I encountered a terrifying Slutgoblin! She roared "You cat leave right meow!," but luckily I managed to escape
Slutgoblin by Spaniard October 9, 2012

shitrolling 

dogs rubbing themselves on a fertilized lawn
Carla took her Rat Terrier Clyde for a walk and came across a newly fertilized lawn; Clyde promptly started shitrolling to get the scent all over him
shitrolling by Uncle Joosie June 23, 2020

shit goblin 

n. one who eats large amounts of chocolate pudding and has remains of it on their face post consumption.
geeze you look like a shit goblin!
shit goblin by sarah j. April 22, 2006

Ass Licking Shit Goblin

A nasty ugly bastard who likes to lick peoples assholes.
Tom, who is ugly as a fucking goblin, paid for a prostitute so he can lick her ass hence the term Ass Licking Shit Goblin
Ass Licking Shit Goblin by ms17686 February 11, 2012

Fork-Stealing Shit Goblin 

A Fork-Stealing Shit Goblin is not literally what it sounds like. A Fork-Stealing Shit Goblin is a cruel, unjust human being, one who feeds purely on the anguish of others. A bully who acts inappropriately on others who are different than themself. A degenerate that slows down the advancement of our society. Fork-Stealing Shit Goblins emit a poison that makes people feel negative emotions, and secret this poison specifically on others who are highly different than themself. Fork-Stealing Shit Goblins are what we call, “toxic.” However, they can be dealt with by being completely ignored. If you let the goblin get under your skin, it will feed off of you, like a parasite, but if you ignore it, it will not have anything to feed off of, and it will shrivel up and die. If you are attacked by a Fork-Stealing Shit Goblin, ignore it, no matter what mean things it says. Let’s fight the Fork-Stealing Shit Goblins!
“All of you weebs and furries are so immature, childish, and weird, and you all deserve to be publicly humiliated!!”

Don’t listen to him, he’s just another Fork-Stealing Shit Goblin.”
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Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?
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“Slayyyter just announced another album last night”
“No way, is that cake?”
Yeah whoops this isn’t real”
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just fokin missing her

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me : look at you all sad & shit
friend : shut up!
me : just fokin missing her huh?
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endwarfins

The rush of neurotransmitters and neuropeptides triggered specifically by watching the Seven Dwarfs march home singing "Heigh-Ho" — that particular high of pickaxes, whistling while you work, and communal domestic bliss in a cottage built for men half your height.
I only meant to watch the Heigh-Ho scene for the endwarfins, and then it was two hours later and I'd watched the whole movie.

Endwarfins aren't just a Snow White thing — I get the same hit off the Lollipop Guild in Oz.
endwarfins by Howard Ogden September 13, 2026
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